A list of puns related to "The Retaliators"
What’s a penguins favourite film? Frozen.
What did the penguin say to the snowman who didn’t find the first joke funny? Oh laugh!
What did the snowman kick the penguin with in retaliation? Dis knee
Why did the snowman then watch Frozen with the penguin? Nothing Elsa on TV
There’s snow more now, ice said them all.
So I was eating dinner with my brother and his S/O in the dining room as my dad was in the kitchen doing dad things, and as I was telling a joke my dad walked in and told me that my joke wasn't funny. I retaliated with "alright, let's here a joke then."
This is when he looked at my brother and I and said "the only jokes I have is the two sitting at the dinner table"
Fuckin' dad
My two girls were wrestling on the bed and one of them kicked the other. The one who had just been kicked retaliated with a kick of her own and proudly told me "I kicked her back."
"No you didn't...you kicked her front!"
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