Did you hear about the religion where people worship their poop?
Itβs cause itβs their sacred doody.
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Whatβs the difference between a cult and a religion?
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Did you hear the one about the terrible fortune teller that got kicked out of west Africa for not practicing their religion?
He didnβt practice Santeria, and he ainβt got no crystal ball
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︎ May 28 2023
I went to the store the other day to get beard oil. I saw one oil before many, preaching the good word of their religionβ¦
They called themselves Jojobaβs Witness.
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︎ Mar 06 2023
A girl walked into the bookstore and asked "What are the chances of finding a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"
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︎ Oct 28 2022
You know what religion they practice at the North Pole?
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︎ Sep 14 2022
Erdogan has refused a referendum on changing the national religion to Christianity
It's like Turkey's voting for Christmas
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︎ Oct 17 2022
What is the most common religion for Starbucks baristas?
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︎ Aug 05 2022
Struggling to know more about the Punjabi religion?
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︎ Sep 23 2022
What did Elmer Fudd say after he joined the war on religion?
Be very very quiet, I'm hunting abbots.
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︎ May 05 2022
The religion of bras.
There are basically 3 types of bras for women that can be described in religious terms. There's the Catholic bra: it holds the masses. There's the Salvation Army bra: it uplifts the downtrodden. There's the Baptist bra: it makes mountains out of mole-hills.
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I never knew there was a religion that worshipped the color blueβ¦
Until I came across Cyantology
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︎ Apr 19 2022
What is the coolest religion?
I canβt remember the name, but i know it is from India and itβs sikh.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Did I ever tell you the joke about the 3rd most popular religion?
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︎ Jul 22 2021
Adobe is the worldβs newest up-and-coming religion, according to Google
Google search traffic around the world shows that more and more people are asking about βhow to convert to PDFβ
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︎ Oct 23 2021
Praying mantises don't all follow the same religion.
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︎ May 05 2019
What's the international religion of economics
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︎ Jan 26 2020
The only religion I support
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︎ Jan 23 2019
What's the only religion with a diet?
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︎ Jul 25 2019
I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networksβ¦For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly youβre a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
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︎ May 22 2019
What type of religion will future colonies on the moon follow?
I'm not sure, but it definitely will be Moonotheisitic
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︎ Nov 20 2017
A Saudi Arabian captain was warming up his ships engines before heading out on patrol, when the religion police came and arrested him and his crew...
They were charged with "Idle Warship".
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︎ Nov 14 2019
Jimmy Buffett was recently attacked by the remaining members of a defunct New England religion.
It was the Last Shaker Assault.
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︎ May 19 2017
The salt and pepper have found religion!
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︎ Apr 01 2018
If the Mantis'es are praying, what is their religion?
It varies, they're all in sects.
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What is the economic religion?
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