Did you hear about the religion where people worship their poop?

It’s cause it’s their sacred doody.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkseizetheday
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2023
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What’s the difference between a cult and a religion?

|cult - religion|

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peregrinevortex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2022
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Did you hear the one about the terrible fortune teller that got kicked out of west Africa for not practicing their religion?

He didn’t practice Santeria, and he ain’t got no crystal ball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fun-Traffic-5484
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2023
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I went to the store the other day to get beard oil. I saw one oil before many, preaching the good word of their religion…

They called themselves Jojoba’s Witness.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2023
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A girl walked into the bookstore and asked "What are the chances of finding a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"

Uh, slim to nun?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siddharthverse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2022
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You know what religion they practice at the North Pole?

Santaria.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallMeGreggie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2022
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Erdogan has refused a referendum on changing the national religion to Christianity

It's like Turkey's voting for Christmas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parklife980
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2022
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What is the most common religion for Starbucks baristas?

Hebrew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bill-Ding2112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2022
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Struggling to know more about the Punjabi religion?

Sikh help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeatherSlight3242
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2022
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What did Elmer Fudd say after he joined the war on religion?

Be very very quiet, I'm hunting abbots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greedydita
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2022
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The religion of bras.

There are basically 3 types of bras for women that can be described in religious terms. There's the Catholic bra: it holds the masses. There's the Salvation Army bra: it uplifts the downtrodden. There's the Baptist bra: it makes mountains out of mole-hills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2022
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I never knew there was a religion that worshipped the color blue…

Until I came across Cyantology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gartereeynu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2022
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What is the coolest religion?

I can’t remember the name, but i know it is from India and it’s sikh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Orehoj
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Did I ever tell you the joke about the 3rd most popular religion?

I will, Hindu time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poiuy03
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2021
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Adobe is the world’s newest up-and-coming religion, according to Google

Google search traffic around the world shows that more and more people are asking about β€œhow to convert to PDF”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2021
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Praying mantises don't all follow the same religion.

They're in sects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeoplesHero87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I wonder why they tell you your cashier's religion on the receipt? imgur.com/gqAIMnr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthEwok42
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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What's the international religion of economics

"Dowism."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusty_marshmello
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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The only religion I support
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dankblazerrr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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What's the only religion with a diet?

The Episcopaleo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiWizrius
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal

Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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What type of religion will future colonies on the moon follow?

I'm not sure, but it definitely will be Moonotheisitic

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A Saudi Arabian captain was warming up his ships engines before heading out on patrol, when the religion police came and arrested him and his crew...

They were charged with "Idle Warship".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cry2Laugh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Jimmy Buffett was recently attacked by the remaining members of a defunct New England religion.

It was the Last Shaker Assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapperInTexas
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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The salt and pepper have found religion!

They're in the shakers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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If the Mantis'es are praying, what is their religion?

It varies, they're all in sects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What is the economic religion?

Dowism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusty_marshmello
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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