A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink

The bartender says “are you sick?”

The horse says “what”

The bartender says “well you have such a horse voice i thought you were sick”

A cow walks into a bar and orders a drink

The bartender says “are you mad?”

The cow says “what?”

The bartender says “you were just in rehab you can’t relapse now!”

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📅︎ Dec 10 2021
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