The wife was asking for recognition over the labours she endured for me, in order to give me my two kids...

So I thanked her for her cervix.

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👤︎ u/CyberOGa3
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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i finally got the recognition i deserve
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👤︎ u/angstyslut
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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My wife accidentally killed one of her plants by over watering...

I told here I guess it wasn't the right Thyme for it.

Yes, it was a Thyme plant.

(My son is too young to understand how great her eye roll was so I need recognition somewhere)

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📅︎ May 28 2020
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Arnold Palmer

I was saddened to hear about the passing of Arnold Palmer recently. I'm not a big golf guy, and while he deserves his legacy as a great golfer, he was also an inventor of some note, and I think he deserves some recognition on that front, too. The story goes that while he was on a golf tour in Turkey, he was having a lot of trouble with sand traps there. On the spot, he invented a new type of pitching wedge. He designed it with a broader face, to open up the sweet spot and help get out of traps faster. Sadly, I don't think that he'll be remembered as the inventor of the open-faced Turkey sand-wedge.

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Why did Vladimir take a week off of work?

He wanted recognition for all of the effort he Putin.

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👤︎ u/whitesammy
📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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Got my buddy today

He posted something along the lines of "I almost forgot that the Berlin Wall came down today!" I responded with "Today? I thought it happened 25 years ago!" It was my first joke that actually got recognition from someone else and I'm proud of it.

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👤︎ u/JQbd
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