A list of puns related to "The Recognitions"
So I thanked her for her cervix.
I told here I guess it wasn't the right Thyme for it.
Yes, it was a Thyme plant.
(My son is too young to understand how great her eye roll was so I need recognition somewhere)
I was saddened to hear about the passing of Arnold Palmer recently. I'm not a big golf guy, and while he deserves his legacy as a great golfer, he was also an inventor of some note, and I think he deserves some recognition on that front, too. The story goes that while he was on a golf tour in Turkey, he was having a lot of trouble with sand traps there. On the spot, he invented a new type of pitching wedge. He designed it with a broader face, to open up the sweet spot and help get out of traps faster. Sadly, I don't think that he'll be remembered as the inventor of the open-faced Turkey sand-wedge.
He wanted recognition for all of the effort he Putin.
He posted something along the lines of "I almost forgot that the Berlin Wall came down today!" I responded with "Today? I thought it happened 25 years ago!" It was my first joke that actually got recognition from someone else and I'm proud of it.
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