I’ve been living under the radar for years now...

...Today I finally decided to move that dumb thing off of me.

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📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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The other day I saw a dome that looked like a Doppler radar.

Turned out it was just its dopplerganger.

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👤︎ u/psinsyd
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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The norweigan radar operator reported seeing some birds on screen

He's Scandinavian.

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👤︎ u/motoh
📅︎ Aug 14 2011
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Got my wife as she explained something to our toddler.

My wife couldn't open a jar of grape jelly. Our two year old didn't understand why she had to bring it to me. He was only concerned with how long it was taking to make his sandwich. I opened it, but it was pretty hard because the jelly had caked around the threads and dried in place, gluing the lid to the jar.

My wife saw our son getting impatient and told him, "Hold on kiddo, mommy couldn't open the jar, so she had to bring it to daddy. Even daddy had a hard time opening it."

At this point, my internal dad joke radar started screaming a proximity warning. The collision with a dad joke was imminent. I smiled, took half a second to bask in my dad glory, and added, "Yeah, it was jammed."

Wife groaned, but son laughed (because he saw the lid was finally open). I take whatever I can get.

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📅︎ Sep 20 2014
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The newest Dodge line of cars should be called the "Resposibility"

The new 2016 Dodge Responsibility.

Options include: Anti-Radar stealth paint, and an voice activated license plate shield.

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👤︎ u/Amaroq208
📅︎ Sep 29 2015
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