Mary gave birth to Jesus in a manger

He is reportedly in a stable condition

👍︎ 11
💬︎
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
🚨︎ report
The three Wise Men originally showed up at the wrong manger and found a different baby.

"What child is THIS?"

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/beck1670
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
🚨︎ report
I dad-joked my dad at Christmas with baby cheeses in a manger
👍︎ 234
💬︎
📅︎ Dec 25 2017
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the Dad who spent a full 365 days assembling crèches for Churches ?

It was a Year of Living Mangerously.

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/eschauzier
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
🚨︎ report
I was so mad when Walmart ran out of figurines for the Nativity

Now I have to attend manger management

👍︎ 3
💬︎
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you know that the song "Away in a Manger" talks about fawns?

"Bless all the deer children in thy tender care..."

👍︎ 4
💬︎
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
🚨︎ report
How did Mary know baby Jesus was 6 lbs. 3 oz. at birth?

She gave him a weigh in a manger.

👍︎ 23
💬︎
👤︎ u/CountMC10
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
🚨︎ report
Over heard a dad say this to a manger at a restaurant today

The Manger can up to the table and said "How did everything come out today?" The dad said "I Don't know ask me in a few hours"

👍︎ 37
💬︎
👤︎ u/dp1542z
📅︎ Jun 19 2016
🚨︎ report
What road did the Three Wise Men take to visit baby Jesus?

The highway to the manger zone.

👍︎ 9
💬︎
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about that new Christmas show on Netflix?

I’m pretty sure it’s called Manger Things

👍︎ 5
💬︎
📅︎ Dec 26 2017
🚨︎ report
How did mary and Joseph know that jesus weighed 7 pounds and six ounces

They had a weigh in a manger

👍︎ 9
💬︎
📅︎ Dec 26 2016
🚨︎ report
Joke de père

Im french-canadian. ^^"Hi ^^french-canadian, ^^im ^^dad" ^^done!

Im made an awesome dadjoke earlier but it is french. Im still gonna tell you, cause its awesome, but don't worrie, I'll explain it over and over and laugh doing it, because, after all, im a dad and the same rules apply, whatever the language.

So, the mother was distributing cookies after the meal. One for the daughter, one for me and 2 for her. Doing it, she said "le deuxième, c'est mon pourboire" (the second is my tip) in french, tip is pourboire, but, if you separate the word like so "pour boire" it means "for drinking". So, I said to her "pour boire? Les biscuits, c'est pour manger!" (for drinking? Cookies are for eating)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA. FUCK ME, ITS HILARIOUS.

See, its a classic dadjoke in french and I still got her good! "Pour boire? Ben non, c'est pour manger" hahahahah. Cause you don't drink cookie, you eat it. Hahaha. So great. Eyes were rolling all over the place, I almost step on one. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You got it, right? She said, "the second cookie is my tip" (le deuxième biscuit est mon pourboire) and I reply "tip? Cookies are for eating!" (Pour boire? Les biscuits, c'est pour manger) HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MAN, its funny as hell!

👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/Brunovitch
📅︎ Feb 18 2015
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.