What do you call a quad amputee floating in the ocean?

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Who is Everything?

A coworker is leaving for a one-month vacation and he's having a hell of a time finishing things up with our drones before he leaves. Unrelatedly, he's starting to grow bored of my bad jokes.

Co: "Man, screw these quads, I hate everything."

Me: "Who is Everything? I haven't met him, does he work here? Either way, you should apologize, you probably hurt his feelings."

Co: "Really man? I'm really not going to miss this next month."

Me: "Apologize to This, you probably hurt his feelings too."

Coworker groaned and was silent for the next ten minutes.

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