A list of puns related to "The Parable of Arable Land"
And by full capacity, I mean switch from cash crops to food crops (no more corn fructose syrup) , and start using any land left fallow for lack of profit.
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The end of the 2016 summer baking season has come. It's the middle of September. There is a phone call with a pleasant female voice: "Hello, Are you engaged in laying a barbecue?". The girl gets an affirmative answer. I ask you to send a small technical task to our email address. The next day, I first look for existing sketches in the archives, find and send this girl this sketch.
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The answer from the girl: "This is not exactly the case, let me give you the number of the Director, Will you talk?!". I call Director Andrey. I specify the technical task. The output is a completely different sketch.
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Claims of this sketch. We start calculating the estimate. Since there is a bed that should accumulate heat, the decision on the type of brick is unambiguous-an ordinary, full-bodied brick. We are looking for a brick, it is not easy, because the sketch has round corners, and these are only made by individual factories. We find the Kirovo-Chepetsky plant, contact the supplier in Yekaterinburg. The total number of red is about 1600 pieces, round about 115 pieces, SB-8-320 pieces. The total amount for bricks and materials is 180,000 rubles. It should be noted that in 2016, this brick was ideal for furnaces, not like now.
The customer took a day to think, then called and sent a sketch of the future gazebo where the barbecue should stand. The colors were warm, with yellow. I suggested, let's make a barbecue complex of fireclay bricks, which will fit perfectly. He asks for a sketch, draw...
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The customer is delighted, this is exactly what he wanted. We ask for an advance payment for the design, purchase and delivery of materials. Within a couple of days, we get and start working. Now we need to make project documentation, if you can call it that. Many people believe that the project is an ordination on a barbecue, it is complex drawings that you need to be able to "read", in fact, it is a set of images with important explanations. A specification is also made for the project, with all materials, starting with bricks and ending with screws.
So the project itself...
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I was protesting dairy this morning, a local dairy farmer approached me and I got this statement back to me when we were talking about alternatives to dairy. He said: "People do this because it's sustainable. I can't grow arable crops year-round, the desert climate can't sustain plants that I could make a living off of and I don't have the money to transition into a greenhouse process. Farming animals is cost-effective, all my workers would lose their jobs and I would lose my livelihood.". I was totally stumped, the only response that came to mind was asking if he would use that logic to justify breeding dogs to live the life of a dairy cow, to which he said that wouldn't be as sustainable, said that we simply disagreed and told me I shouldn't "mislead people".
I am planning to going to these southern parts of the county much more often, but being from the city, I've never really dealt too much with local farmer types. I've googled what I can but I couldn't figure out what to say to this. I'll be coming in contact with people like this more and more, I need to been prepared with responses that work for local farmers. What responses are appropriate and effective in this situation? Where could I take the discussion?
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Lycanwulf and The One Below Mask
John Wick Weapon Pack DLC
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Games I want the most:
Rabi Ribi
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Starbound
Hyperlight Drifter
Salt and Sanctuary
BERSERK and the Band of the Hawk
STEINS;GATE
Hurtworld
Owl Boy
The Forest
Clannad
The Culling
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Stellris Gift Link
ARK Survival Evolved
NieR: Automata
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Total War: Warhammer Gift Link
Medium:
Ori and the Blind Forest: Definitive Edition
Dark Souls 2
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Offworld Trading Company
Oxenfree
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Planetary Annihilation TITANS
Firewatch
Mount & Blade: Warband
Ultimate Chicken Horse
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INSIDE Gift Link
Tales of Zestria
This War of Mine
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Verdun
Undertale
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Valkyria Chronicles
ABZU Gift Link
The Flame in the Flood
Nuclear Throne Gift Link
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I mean, there are a lot of vague and contradictory stories in the Bible but this one is as clear as could be.
Tax season is beginning and already I'm seeing posts where a spouse starting work on taxes enters one W-2 into tax software and sees a promising "refund" number displayed before all information has been added. Then after adding the other spouse's W-2, there's a disappointing nose-dive of the "refund" number. Confusion ensues about whose withholding is wrong and whether settings at the second spouse's workplace need to be fixed.
tldr: This is an outcome of misinterpreting interim numbers displayed by tax software before you've entered all information.
I've written a parable below that examines why it happens, in the hopes it will ease marital discord about it, and prevent people from taking actions that aren't warranted as a result of buying into this illusion.
Suppose a husband and wife make 60K and 30K, respectively. They file married jointly.
Here is one fact: The tax on married filers with 90K income is 7484.
Suppose they see this and decide it makes sense to arrange things so husband withholds 5000 and wife withholds 2500. Together they pay in 7500, so they won't owe at tax time. They decide it seems fair for them to divide the tax in this 2:1 ratio because their incomes are in a 60:30 ratio.
Would you agree that if they arrange their withholding so 5000 and 2500 are taken out of their paychecks, they are in good shape? Neither spouse would criticize the other's job as not taking enough tax out of paychecks, right?
Suppose everything goes as planned and they do have 5000 and 2500 of withholding. They have actually overpaid their tax by 16, so they'll get a small refund.
Let's look at what happens when the husband sits down with his tax software, TwerpoTax.
A few facts need to be stated about our tax system.
If you are surprised that those numbers don't add up, you can verify it by learning how the standard deduction and tax brackets shape the tax owed.
So husband fires up TwerpoTax and enters his W-2 form in. His wages are 60000 and his withholding was 5000.
TwerpoTax sees the income is 60000 and filing status is Married Filing Jointly. It thinks the tax is 3884 but he has paid 5000.
"Your Refund Is $1116," TwerpoTax says.
Husband is happy and excited about his refund.
Then he adds wife's W-2 next. Her wages are 30000 and her withholding is 2500.
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