What does the Vatican eat their Pancakes with?

Papal Sirup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimetoDDDuel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Dad? Why do you butter the skillet when you cook pancakes?

It just cooks batter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nonsuggestivename
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Did you hear about the angry pancake?

He just flipped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patsy_aloysuis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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What did one pancake say to the other as it headed out the door?

Catch you on the flip side!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Why was the pancake arrested?

Because he was behaving un-waffle-ly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chasing_the_wind
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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I'm never going to the pancake house again

That place gives me the crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neeltheindividual
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes...

"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Do you know about the crazy pancake?

Really! The one that flips.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firedfoxd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Having children is a lot like making pancakes. The first one is always a bit weird...

...but you can always just eat it when no one is looking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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As I was preparing breakfast for my sons, they both said they wanted pancakes. As the first batch was almost finished, they began to argue over who would get the first pancake…

I said, β€œIf Jesus were sitting here, he would say, β€˜Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, β€œRyan, you be Jesus!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What does Thomas the Tank Engine use to raise pancakes?

Bicarbonate of Sodor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perigeesus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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At my local hotel right above the pancake machine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Francafam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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What did the Frenchman say when he messed up his pancakes?

Oh crΓͺpes!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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I had a dream last night where I was driving with one hand and flipping pancakes with the other...

I was tossing and turning all night...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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So my wife wondered how the pancakes got into our shopping trolly

I said maybe they crΓͺped in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omni314
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2016
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You know what the worst thing about French pancakes are?

They give me the crepes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanellem
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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I snuck the topping onto my son's pancakes this morning.

I did it syrup-titiously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alficles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes

This will continue to be my all-time fav pun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akayomi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2015
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What did the pancake say to the elevator operator?

Sir! Up, please.

(I use this one every time we have pancakes for breakfast. EVERY TIME.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w_r_e
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2015
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What does the Pope put on his pancakes?

Papal syrup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheChosenJuan99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2014
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I just asked where the pancakes are, I can't find them on the menu.

Dad said, "In the kitchen, of course."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GambitGamer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2014
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So the pancake couldn't keep a girlfriend...

Turns out he was crepe in bed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cctblues
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2015
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Did you hear about the angry pancake?

He just flipped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/akayomi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2015
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