The New Moon Puns

A list of puns related to "The New Moon"

A new restaurant opened in my town called The Moon

The food is terrific but there's no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/Quantity_Weary
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars....

So, I took her to the planetarium.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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My new club on the moon failed...

It had no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/Koevoet91
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/Oreisan
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere

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👤︎ u/CCtheRedditman
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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Have you heard about that new restaurant on the moon?

The food was great, but there was no atmosphere 😪

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👤︎ u/cmarrie99
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Have you heard about the new restaurant in moon?

Good food, but no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/Tumppez
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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Have you heard about that new restaurant on the Moon?

Good food, bad atmosphere

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👤︎ u/CrystalScale
📅︎ May 12 2019
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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So I heard about the new restaurant that opened up on the moon.

The food was great but there was no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/Overlevendeftw
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Have you heard about that new restaurant on the moon?

The food's great but there's no atmosphere! :(

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👤︎ u/Hungryghost02
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the Moon ?

Apparently it has great food, but no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/LivingForMCyrus
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/aagusgus
📅︎ Jul 04 2018
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Did you hear about that new restaurant they built on the moon?

It has great food, but a bad atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/scorchedgoat
📅︎ Jun 10 2017
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They opened up a new restaurant on the moon

The foods great but there was no atmosphere!

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👤︎ u/kieeeeck
📅︎ Jul 04 2018
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food was good but there was no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/Not_Kasey
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Food is awesome but there's just no atmosphere

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👤︎ u/pokemasterflex
📅︎ Sep 24 2017
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Have you heard about that new restaurant on the moon?

The food is good, but there’s no atmosphere

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👤︎ u/Floblor
📅︎ Jul 25 2018
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Have you heard of the new restaurant on the moon?

Its horrible. No atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/_Boombastic_
📅︎ Apr 11 2018
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great there is just no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/ManFlavored
📅︎ Sep 18 2017
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