The New Danger Puns

A list of puns related to "The New Danger"

I'm starting a new hip hop group that raps about the dangers of psychedelic drugs

It's going to be called "Run-DMT"

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👤︎ u/I_will_regreddit
📅︎ Sep 29 2017
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What's the most dangerous part of New York in the winter?

Islip

:D

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👤︎ u/elesde
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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My dad would have been proud

I took my two kids (4 and 6) to the new aquarium in our city. They have a petting tank with harmless bamboo sharks. I reach in to the tank. 4 year old: "Is it dangerous?" Me: "Yep" and get a good look of slight fear from him. I then pull my hand out with my ring finger bent over and show it to him. He responds with a look of abject horror. 6 year old: "Stop messing with us!" Unfold my finger and show them. My 4 year old was not amused.

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👤︎ u/Kitty2228
📅︎ Mar 19 2014
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