Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
Did you hear about the mathematician that hated negative numbers?
He’d stop at nothing to stay away from them
The US Government is so broke they’re going to start minting coins with negative value.
I suspect they’ll use antimony.
What did the oil say when it crashed it's price into negative value?
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...
To the guy who invented negative numbers...
Why was the therapist mad at the negative parabola?
Because it didn’t open up.
My wife said “You can’t change the square-root of a negative.”
She said I couldn’t..... but i can.
Did you hear about the mathematician's son who hated negative numbers?
He stopped at nothing to avoid them.
After reading the negative effects of drinking and smoking..
I’ve decided to quit reading.
Thanos made it to the front page with 2 words. Prequelmemes made it with 1. StarTrekGifs made it with 0 words. Can we make it with negative?
What do you call the act of combining two negative things?
What is the most annoying and negative type of candy?
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
Hell stop at nothing to avoid them
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers ?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Did you hear about the professor afraid of negative numbers?
He stops at nothing to avoid them
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative number?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag, but all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Did you hear about the math teacher that was afraid of negative numbers?
He would stop at nothing to avoid them.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
My wife is so negative, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diapar bag and yet all she talks about is how I forgot the baby
Did you hear about the accountant who hated negative numbers?
...he would stop at nothing to avoid them.
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