Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
Police are investigating a murder in which the victim was shot with a starters pistol.
The police think it's race-related.
When I found my little son on the floor, I briefly thought a murder took place
Fortunately, it was just a kid napping.
Why did i murder the woman who served me a glass of wine?
Because i wanted tequila.
Did you hear about the murder in the clown mafia?
The police are saying it was an inside joke.
What did the train conductor use to murder his ex-wife?
Investigators aren't sure yet, but they discovered he had a loco motive.
How did the pasta get away with murder?
The prosecution had gnocci witnesses
I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...
We then asked a artist about the murder:
“I art to be feeling bad” they said
A detective was investigating a murder. He soon found that the murder weapon was the bag of the murderer and it had their name on it.
Today in the paper I saw that there was a murder in my neighbourhood.
Now that is quite the issue
The court released the suspect on the grounds of being on an armor show on the night of the murder ...
it was an ironclad alibi!
What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
What happened to the murder hornets?
They were told to buzz off.
The murder in the botanical garden had a very obvious suspect
Turns out the evidence was planted
Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.
How did Justin Timberlake try to warn us about the Asian Giant "Murder" Hornets?
Why didn’t the skeleton go through with the murder?
It didn’t have the heart to do it.
Did you hear about the train conductor in Mexico that got arrested for murder?
Yeah, apparently he had Loco-motives
Why did the car commit murder
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
I had to stop reading the book, The Swiss Cheese Murders...
The plot was full of holes.
Arthur the Assassin indicted for a cheap triple murder at local grocery store.
Headline: "Artie chokes three for a dollar at the A&P."
Did you hear about the wizard who got away with murder?
He turned himself into the police.
We had a murder on the roof.
What did the fish say before commiting murder?
Did you hear about the murder at the paint factory?
The killer was caught red handed, but I heard it got covered up.
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first...
Poirot arranged the murder suspects in a row in an old Roman town.
It was a Hercule line em up.
What do you call a pigment deficient friend who knows where you were at the time of the murder?
I was wondering why the collective noun is "a murder of crows".
The cop who had theorized the murder weapon was a box of school books found that he was correct!
So, a sidewalk was convicted of murder the other day.
The prosecutor was sure that he had concrete evidence of the crime.
I was called in to investigate the murder of Smokey, the forest fire fighter.
It was a grizzly scene, almost too much to bear.
The valedictorian from my high school year was recently arrested for being an Accessory to Murder.
We always knew he would accomplice something.
Tony the Tiger was charged with first degree murder yesterday...
Guess he was a cereal killer.
I think the Calculator is behind the murder of my mother
I’m reading a murder mystery in braille, the tension is palpable.
Did you read about the OtterBox murders?
They never cracked the case.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.
What happened to the murder hornets?
They were told to buzz off!
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detective figured out what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
How did the detective find out about the murder of crows?
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