The founder of modern study.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What do you call the ancestors of the modern day scissors?

Prede-scissors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What's the modern way to donate to the church?

Papal Paypal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.

He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Did you hear the Journal of Modern Medicine rejected an article about Midol?

The editor said it was not current at all, but more of a period piece!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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The Titanic II is a modern-day replica of the RMS Titanic and is scheduled to set sail in 2022. It's creators do not believe it will relive the tragedy of it's predecessor because

that was an ice-olated incident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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A pirate is transported to modern day and stumbles upon a lumber mill while looking for work. When the pirate is asked if he knows how to use any of the tools...

He replies, "Arkansas".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dominant_Dankster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I can only imagine the frustration behind the making of modern Looney Tunes shows.

There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamo312
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Eventually, we’re all doomed to end up in super modern offices where the walls are whiteboards

The writing is on the wall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabeRothel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Modern grammar Nazis: the alt-write
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirby_freak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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At the museum, I turned to the attendant and said, β€œI suppose this horrible thing is what you call Modern Art, right!”

Attendant: Sir, that’s a mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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A modern man tries to take a women from the Stone Age on a date.

She wanted to go see a rock and roll concert but since he was cheap he took her for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaiRules
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen.

In fact, there is still no e-quill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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In 1902 Willis Carrier invented the first modern air conditioner

What a cool idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dspates
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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What does the transport of large river-dwelling mammals have in common with the father of modern medicine?

They're both Hippocrates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarrenWaters
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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i think the modern razor

is cutting edge technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dretland
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2016
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