The Models Puns

A list of puns related to "The Models"

Why did the snail buy a Tesla Model S?

To drive it around and make people say "look at that S car go!"

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👤︎ u/kriskidd21
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.

Their next car is Elon gated.

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👤︎ u/arrenlex
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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The orthopedic surgeon finally found his model of the human wrist behind an old box of golf tees

I guess you could say he couldn’t see the faux wrist for the tees.

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👤︎ u/DAMWrite1
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"

Mannequin Skywalker

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👤︎ u/slavejamhour
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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Quarantine day 25: Found my husband working on the patio with his scroll saw. Yes. It's a scale model.
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👤︎ u/Cynthiaimprov
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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A cop pulled me over. I thought it was probably because of the instagram model riding on top of my car

The cop arrested me for driving under the influencer

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👤︎ u/AppliedChaos
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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I want to build a model of the solar system.

Just have to planet.

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👤︎ u/electric_leper
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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I was studying the model of an atom.

I found it pretty Bohring.

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👤︎ u/Jo-Sizzle
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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My friend Adam was telling me how, in addition to marrying a hot super model whose daddy bought the house he lives in and the car he drives just for marrying his daughter, he was also sexing up a hot stewardess. I found it hard to believe...

Because Adams make up everything!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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I didn't get the job as a tuxedo model

They said I was unsuitable.

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👤︎ u/ChargingTiger
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who married an Instagram model?

He didn’t even give it a second thot

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👤︎ u/utprosim1225
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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I'm going broke trying to model my life based on the plot of "Fight Club"

You could say I'm living my life paycheck to Palahniuk

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👤︎ u/knowses
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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Do you know why the model that artists liked to draw got arrested?

Because he always looked sketchy

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👤︎ u/timeexterminator
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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I was looking through the cards in the supermarket. One said on the front: "Thank You For Being A Role Model Dad."

How cute is that? So I slipped it into my pocket and took it home to show my kids.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...

Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.

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👤︎ u/hew3
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Why did the model bring her lipstick and eye shadow to school?

Because she had a make-up exam!

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👤︎ u/One_Day_Dead
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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What do you call the older Ford models?

A’ford’able.

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👤︎ u/Rusothil
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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Oh look it's the older model Stone laptop
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👤︎ u/Unusual_Infuriation
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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I was caught stealing the model spine from the chiropractor's office. He called me a theif, and I had never been so insulted in my life. I guess you could say I was taken aback.
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👤︎ u/SlimeKillR
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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Bought a brand new Tesla Model 3 yesterday and the interior smells a little funny...

It's got kind of an Elon Musk

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👤︎ u/SchwiftyInHere
📅︎ Mar 25 2016
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Did you hear about the new model S that Tesla came out with?

It can go by itself. It's the model S Car Go.

It sounded way better in my head.

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👤︎ u/xxsxmxixtxhxx
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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My grandma was a detergent hand model back in the day...

On the other hand, she had warts.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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Why is Uber/Lyft the worst business model?

They drive all their customers away.

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👤︎ u/Me-Smart
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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Whichever of the car companies that comes out with the model Hindsight this year would make quite a bit of money

Introducing the "2020 Hindsight"

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👤︎ u/WrinklyTidbits
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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I was surprised to see the make of my Millenium Falcon model.

It was Toy Yoda

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👤︎ u/UniversalHeatDeath
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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I got advertising in the letterbox with pictures of male models wearing underwear.

It was just junk mail.

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👤︎ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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A man was rushed to the emergency room after several small plastic model horses were inserted in his rectum.

The doctors are now reporting his condition as "stable".

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👤︎ u/gurana
📅︎ Apr 21 2018
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What do you call it if the new Kia car models aren't available anymore?

Kia shortage

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👤︎ u/Toofgib
📅︎ Jan 17 2017
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What is the most important part of a stretch limo Tesla Model S

Baaaaatery !

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👤︎ u/unsecurewifi
📅︎ Dec 26 2017
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How do lingerie models stay dry in the rain?

They use their undewrellas.

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👤︎ u/geldonyetich
📅︎ Sep 30 2017
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I was studying a model of the atom, but I quickly lost interest

It was to Bohring

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👤︎ u/widesupermonkey
📅︎ Oct 04 2017
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How to do the stud finder joke - a step by step guide (may not work for all models of stud finder)

Discovered this today while hanging a curtain rod.

I am using the zircon one step stud finder, seen here http://m.acehardware.com//product/index.jsp?productId=1298011&KPID=997266&cid=CAPLA:G:Shopping_-Measuring_Tools/Marking_Tools-_New&pla=pla_997266&k_clickid=21a0e1ae-1f94-44cd-b27e-a6a83ba1fdc1

Begin by using the stud finder to locate a stud as normal. Release the button.

Lift the stud finder off the wall slightly and press the button. This will help calibrate the stud finder to "empty space", making it think that any hard surface is a stud.

Quickly place the stud finder on your chest, onto your breastbone, the stud finder should beep indicating it is on a stud.

Make joke as normal

This saves you from making the beep noise yourself, which, in my opinion weakens the joke.

This way the tool itself confirms that you're a stud.

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👤︎ u/jsgunn
📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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Why did the photographer like his hand model?

She had pose-able thumbs.

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👤︎ u/demon1177
📅︎ Apr 17 2016
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I was looking into creating a 3D model for a project - I had the body already done for me and I needed to do some R&D about the rest of it. Found this really nice source reference to help me plan a head. the-blueprints.com/bluepr…
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👤︎ u/gamesthatown
📅︎ Jun 30 2014
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When I was younger I collected model trains, including steam engines like the 2-8-6 and the 4-6-2...

..but I never could find the 4-0-4.

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👤︎ u/Echopse
📅︎ Nov 18 2015
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Saw a girl walking out of a store with a small piece of furniture, it was the demo model.

Told my step daughter that the girl had purchased a stool sample!

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👤︎ u/doogy650
📅︎ Jan 23 2015
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