Harrow, London Puns

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Theatre goers are settling into their seats at Safari Cinema in Harrow, eager to hear SapphireWork speak and for the film to begin. The smells of buttered popcorn hangs in the air, and the murmurs of the crowd quiet, as SapphireWork appears next to the screen, and is handed a small microphone.

“Good afternoon! My name is SapphireWork, and I am your Liberal Democrat candidate for West London. I am so excited to be here at the historic Safari Cinema in Harrow, and to be able to present this screening of ‘Chillar Party’ for everyone today.

Like many of you, I was delighted when this cinema came under new ownership, and very excited that the Harrow council have approved plans to restore this property to its former glory. A once beautiful Art Deco building, that has been covered with ugly metal siding and hidden away for decades, is going to be restored and will be a real show piece for the neighbourhood.

That’s what I would like to see for all of Harrow, and for all of West London. I want to be your representative so that I can represent you and make sure that you are not hidden away like some sort of afterthought. This is an important constituency, with people who deserve to be listened to, and represented by a candidate who has experience and dedication to the job. Your last representative, a member of the DRF, missed an appalling number of votes. That is unacceptable. Labour is running an inexperienced candidate who has not been active in parliament. You deserve better than that.

I have the experience to do the job, and to do the job well. I am active in debates, I have a near perfect voting record, I have been published in the Economist, and I am the Spokesperson for Home Affairs, Justice and Equality. I have the endorsement of the LPUK party, because they also recognize that I am the best person for the job.

My opponent, Brookheimer of the Conservative party, argues that you should vote for him. But does he really know the people and is he prepared to represent your interests? I know that our diverse population is important- that’s why I have challenged the Secretary of State on his points based immigration policy, which would make it more difficult for new immigrants to come to the UK. When areas like right here in Harrow are particularly diverse, with a census showing 63.8% of its population from the BME (Black and Minority Ethnic) communities, you need a candidate who is going to represent your interests.

The Liberal Democrats introduced a bill t

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Run a little short of money for food and travel until Christmas Payday. I’ve got great history here with borrowing!