My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake I gave her a tube of Super Glue.
It’s been a week now and she’s still not talking to me.
They made a mistake on the statue of Lincoln.
It was a monumental error
A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, “Arrr! That was a costly mistake...”
“We lost a lot of doubloons.”
Putting up the wrong headstone is a grave mistake
Epitaphs never written:
I never thought I'd live to see this day come
Here lies a great photographer, he died from overexposure
She wrote a best selling book
- Paige Turner
Here lies Claire Voyant
She never saw it coming...
Wich dentist makes the most mistakes
I made the mistake of telling my suitcase that we won’t be going anywhere this year because of the pandemic.
I’m having to put up with a lot of emotional baggage ever since.
My name is Tyler. Yesterday I got an email addressed to “Yler”. I pity the fool who makes a mistake like that.
Someone else made the gravy mistake of posting that photo
Decided to have a curry for dinner the other night, that was a mistake...
Spent all night vindaloo.
I made the mistake of drinking the liquid from a scientist’s test tube.
The animal trainers at SeaWorld have made some mistakes
But when they work with dolphins they do it on porpoise
So I got one of the hud erasers that say for BIG MISTAKES
When my dad saw it he took it and started to rub me with it
What kept the Soviets from making careless mistakes?
The first rule of world domination is to always capitalize on your enemies mistakes
What fatal mistake did the blade of grass make after being fertilized?
It shouted, “I want mower!”
You can tell when Dad's don't make the same mistake more than once when...
...they only have one child.
Telling a ghost my secrets was the worst mistake I ever made
Not only was he really bad at keeping secrets, but you could see right through him.
A simple spelling mistake brings out the best of Reddit.
Ah - the good ol' Mazda meowta
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/9sgqbx/car_vs_dragons/e8oni93?utm_source=reddit-android
Burying someone in the wrong slot is a grave mistake
What mistake do pyjamas make when they spell the word "Pizza"?
They only put one "Z" (onesie)
I made the mistake of buying some shoes from a drug dealer.
I dunno what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!
I made the mistake of becoming a vegan...
and that's led to many other missed steaks :(
I made the mistake of using all of my sick days
After the paternity test my wife said to me that I was a mistake she married.
I guess that makes me a faux pa.
Grave diggers have one of the most serious jobs in the world. Every single time they do something wrong it’s a grave mistake.
Through the darkest hours you've been there for me, working through my mistakes, and you've always been able to provide me with answers.
Did you hear about the guy that went to college by mistake?
He said it was Occidental
Somebody made the mistake of complementing my dad's beard today...
He replied with: thanks, I grew it myself.
He got a high five for that.
The astronaut's dad made a fatal mistake.
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Why did the concrete pourer refuse to apologize for his mistake?
As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, my daughter mentioned to me that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold...
I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”
Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
I made the mistake of telling my suitcase that we won’t be going away this year because of the pandemic...
I’m having to deal with a lot of emotional baggage.
My girlfriend asked me to pass her the lip balm, I gave her superglue by mistake.
She’s still not talking to me.
Women really know how to hold grudges over the smallest things. My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue.
It's been a week now and she's still not talking to me.
Women really know how to hold a grudge over the simpelest things. My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue
It's been a week and she's still not talking to me
As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold...
I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”
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