I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
The spelling mistake adze nothing.
Did you know dolphins never make mistakes?
They do everything on porpoise.
Fun fact: Every dictionary has at least 1 mistake in it!
In the M section, right after mist.
Thanks HAI
Made a mistake of asking for a cappuccino in Bali.
I told my wife that she should embrace her mistakes.
Then she smiled and hugged me tightly.
I learn from the mistakes of people...
....who have taken my advice.
Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...
I think we made a mistake when we started calling childbirth “delivery”.
It should have been called takeout instead.
Engineers don't make mistakes...
My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake I gave her a tube of Super Glue.
It’s been a week now and she’s still not talking to me.
Learn from your parents mistakes....
An architect designed a bridge but he made a massive mistake.
I packed my tent but there was a mistake
They made a mistake on the statue of Lincoln.
It was a monumental error
Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, “Arrr! That was a costly mistake...”
“We lost a lot of doubloons.”
I almost made a huge mistake applying to Rice University.
I'm really a meat and potatoes kind of guy.
I asked my dad if he ever learns from his mistakes
"Sure", he said, "I got a vasectomy the day after you were born".
When people misspell barely like barley, they’re not making a mistake
They’re just going against the grain
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
I often make mistakes telling Dad jokes.
LPT: If you don't want to buy sandwiches to your co-workers, just buy them with mistakes: Other kind of bread, other size...
I told my son people keep accidentally pleading for me to purchase meat for them. He asked, “By mistake?”
I shouted, “Oh come on! Not you too!”
A man that makes a mistake in an elevator,
Putting up the wrong headstone is a grave mistake
Epitaphs never written:
I never thought I'd live to see this day come
Here lies a great photographer, he died from overexposure
She wrote a best selling book
- Paige Turner
Here lies Claire Voyant
She never saw it coming...
I was always told to we should celebrate our mistakes
I guess that's why my mum throws me a birthday party every year
Wich dentist makes the most mistakes
I made the mistake of telling my suitcase that we won’t be going anywhere this year because of the pandemic.
I’m having to put up with a lot of emotional baggage ever since.
It is a grave mistake to go to your own funeral.
I made a grave mistake
But I was able to dig myself out of it
My name is Tyler. Yesterday I got an email addressed to “Yler”. I pity the fool who makes a mistake like that.
It takes a big man to admit his mistakes
But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.
Someone else made the gravy mistake of posting that photo
I stole my friends goose by mistake
He told me to come over take a gander.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes...
I think it was a mistake to call childbirth “delivery”.
It should have been called takeout instead.
Dolphins never make mistakes
Everything they do is on porpoise
I made the mistake of telling my suitcase that we won’t be going away this year because of the pandemic...
I’m having to deal with a lot of emotional baggage.
I think it was a mistake to call childbirth “delivery”.
It should have been called “takeout” instead.
Do you know how I embrace my mistakes?
I hug my wife and children
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