A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
You know, the CEO of IKEA was elected the prime minister of Sweden. Wanna know what he’s doing right know?
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden
He is offering beer and pizza to anyone willing to come over and help him put his cabinet together
What's The Name Of The Dutch Transport Minister?
Justin is the Prime Minister of Canada...
What, you don't believe me?
It's Trudeau.
Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada
I’m not sure if it’s true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin
What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
Why would you Google the prime minister of Israel?
What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, “What’ll ya have?”
The rabbit says, “I dunno. I’m only here because of Autocorrect.”
Noone wants to hear that the Canadian pime minister is hot.
The Prime Minister of NZ's kid gets sick at school.. What does the Principal decide?
Why does the Prime Minister keep all his meetings post noon?
Because he is a PM, not an AM
Like most people, I was able to recite the entire alphabet from a young age. But then I became an ordained minister.
I now pronounce U man and wife.
Have you heard the rumors about Canada’s Prime Minister?
You may think they’re fake, but they’re Trudeau
Did you hear about the conceited minister?
At first i didn't believe the prime minister of Canada's wife had corona virus
But then someone told me it was trudeau.
It's official The British Prime Minister has resigned.
It was expected though, It's the end of May after all.
Why did the female minister go to bed?
You might not believe that the prime minister of Canada has a French last name.
Isreali Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has lately fallen out of popularity with the public. He looks set to be suceeded by the progressive Benjamin Netangoogle.
Did you know, the Prime Minister of Israel only has two icons on his desktop?
Did I ever tell you about the time I played chess with the Canadian Prime Minister?
It's a great a great story, it's not Trudeau.
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks:
"Wait a minute. Is this some kind of joke?"
My dad asked me (back in 2005), 'What was the prime ministers name in 1970?'
I replied; 'Harold MacMillan?' (I was wrong!)
and dad said, 'Nope, it was Tony Blair'.
'But Tony Blair wasn't prime minister in 1970!'
'No but his name was still Tony Blair!'
I heard Trump met the Prime Minister of Israel.
I had to google him because he's not in Yahoo
Who's the Israeli minister of Justice?
What brand of shampoo does the Prime Minister of UK use?
What is the new Canadian Defense Minister's Plan of Attack?
The Prime Minister of Japan is meeting with the US President today and Trump told him that if he would spend the night, he'd rename the guest room after him.
The Shinzo Abe Lincoln Bedroom.
Shall I name this new insect I discovered after the current British Prime Minister?
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden...
How long do you think it will take him to put his cabinet together?
I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.
He asked, "do you mean a choir?"
I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll ya have?” The rabbit says...
“I dunno. I’m just here because of autocorrect.”
Nobody believes that I can name the Canadian Prime Minister.
I heard some salacious gossip about the prime minister of Canada
I don't think it's Trudeau
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