Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
What do you call an important message to the staff of a building materials company?
My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.
You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.
They delivered materials for our new roof today. I looked out the window, confused. Said to my son, “huh, that’s weird. There are several pallets out there. He asked why that’s weird.
I was just expecting a shingle pallet
My daughter had to stick her hand in a sack to try to guess the type of material by touch...
I just want to talk about the absolute perfect quality of material here in r/dadjokes!
Not once has anyone laughed at one of these jokes when I have told them. Way to keep the spirit of dadjokes alive by putting groans before laughter!
Bricks are the happiest construction materials.
They're always getting laid.
Even though I insisted there was no need for repatriation, my neighbour has just brought round a root vegetable in exchange for the reading material I gave them.
So thats a turnip for the books.
I regret quitting my job at the factory that made night wear for felines. I thought I was allergic to to some of the material we were working with.
But it turns out it wasn’t the cat’s pyjamas
From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?
The local cobbler realized that canvas was a better material to craft shoes out of
I've really enjoyed the past year here and have gotten some great material for my repertoire that never ceases to amaze the wife and kids, but I think it's time I had a short word with you all
Ice is the most solid material in the world
It bathes in its own blood
After suffering chronic discomfort for years, musician Fatboy Slim launched an awareness campaign for standardisation of rubber component materials used in the shoe industry.
Check it out now, foot, sole, rubber.
Is the majority of this sub finally done recycling material?
There have only been a few "Is this sub still active? There haven't been any new posts all year" posts all year.
Apparently researchers have found a way to make giant inhabitable clocks by refining the material in arthropod exoskeletons.
What an ex-chitin time we live in
What's the best material to build a house out of?
Did you guys know that wood is the most poplar building material on the planet?
"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
I think my dad comes up with his best material early in the morning.
imgur.com/a1mfKTn
A lot of the material in my act pokes fun at the life style of people who live in los-angeles.
I call it SoCal commentary.
This is in the lobby of the materials science building at my school
imgur.com/Wr1XsFG
Why do so many rhetoric courses and debate classes use the Canadian TV show "Trailer Park Boys" as educational material?
Because each episode has so many bros and cons.
What's the Best Material to Use on Dirty Jobs?
Every time we go out to eat...at least it's new material for the wait staff.
[We have just finished our meal]
Waiter/Waitress: Is there anything else I can get you?
Dad: Nope, that will be all, thanks.
[Waiter/Waitress hands us the bill]
Dad: I said I didn't want anything else...
Top notch material at the Rusty Nail bar
On vacation in Cape May in New Jersey, and there is a bar called the Rusty Nail. Conversation went like this:
Me: "Oh look the Rusty Nail"
Dad: "Yeah let's go get HAMMERED at the Rusty Nail!"
Heard the sighs from inside the bar.
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