The Martinis Puns

Scared pitless

The guy says "no, just the one"

"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.

The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"

The bartender said, “don’t you mean a Martini?” I glared at him and said, “I only want one!”

The bartender asks Smith if he wants a martini; he says "I think so." The bartender then asks Descartes if he'd like a martini as well, and Descartes says "I think not"...

...and then he disappeared

(Courtesy of my history teacher)

, and one of them said to the waiter:

- Two martini please.

The waiter:

- Dry?

- Nein! Zwei!

The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

A roman walks into the bar and asks for a Martinus.

"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.

The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"

Another Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please!"

A roman walks into the bar, holds up one finger and says, "I'd like to order 1 Martinus".  The roman pauses, holds up two fingers and says, "and five beers".  The bartender says, "Don't you mean martini?"  The roman says, "no, just the one."

The bartender says, "I, for one, do not like Roman numerals"

The bartender asks “Don’t you mean a martini?”

In response the Roman says “If I wanted a double I’d have asked for it!”

And asks for a martini

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The barman says "Olive or Twist ?"