The Longing Puns

he had ... a reptile dysfunction

"...40 second birthday". I was so proud.

There was a lot of cross referencing.

It was Sir Eel.

I said, “Whoopi Goldberg is ok, but I don’t like the other women on the show.”

Old timer

She took a reign check.

This is a Sirius question.

Sacos and Sasin.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”

But I realized it's because their work is Neva Dan

Because it was made in china

He was just Biden his time

He was Biden his time

Because he worked 9 hours straight.

Eclipse them

To tie his ox

Joke by my 9 year old brother

But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.

Life Goals:

Have a daughter

Name her 'Dearly'

Train her to be an accountant

Employ her at my business

Wrap up every transaction with: Now you'll pay Dearly for this.

EDIT: Spelling

I guess they were a little short-staffed

The man says, "Lady, you ever tried to push one of these things out front?!?"

Because they’re patient

Dad: "She works at a doctor's office, of course she has patients"

R2 detour

Dad: No worries. I'm patient.

that pigs flew

All their roads seem to have this weird design flaw.

It's toast!

Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"

“No Son, it will be round.”

Polaroids.

This one seems to be lasting a maternity.

I guess it just runs in the jeans

but he just keeps saying "me ow"

Spine

Because they always bring their trunks.

It's because they hate E.

I'm going vegan today.

Turns out that thyme doesn’t heal all wounds.

Turns out there is a lot of Cross referencing.