The Lonely Bull Puns

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Like I’ve always been romantically lonely to some extent. But It’s been way worse than usual. I’m starting to get a bit worried.

I need to borrow some chairs

HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

> According to information acquired by The Athletic, an average Bulls game employs nearly 1,400 hourly workers, plus vendors who work on commissions and tips. These hourly employees make around a combined $230,000 per game.

> There are seven Bulls games remaining on the schedule. If the Bulls don’t make any of those up, that would work out to around $1.62 million total owed to these hourly workers. (Not including the vendors and other assorted workers around the arena.)

Source: https://theathletic.com/1675152/2020/03/14/dollars-and-sense-will-reinsdorf-ricketts-and-wirtz-step-up-for-their-workers/

This is a decent proxy for determining how much your team needs to cover the hourly employees.

For example, Zion is committing to covering roughly $230,000 x 9 remaining home games for a total of $2,070,000.

I'm a patient gamer, I have a backlog with mostly old games. Wherever I beat a game I feel like I want to share the excitement of beating the game, but unfortunately I don't find anyone. Do you ever get the feeling that you want to share your excitement or experience after or while playing a game?

Playing a second Lonely Poro only results in one Jubilant Poro - pls fix sad Poros

From the most recent Brian Windhorst pod (around the 22:45 mark):

>“The expectation in the league is that there will definitely be a change to the front office. Gar Forman, while he’s still the leader in the GarPax movement, has had his role reduced in the past couple of seasons, that’s not a secret… and, from what I understand, he’s really not active in the front office at this point. He’s kinda already been transitioned a little bit. I expect them to hire a new voice, whether that voice will be in replacement of John Paxson or alongside him, that’s what I’m sure they’re trying to figure out…. but the [fans] are going to get their head because GarPax will be broken up.”

Here's a link to the Windhorst podcast for evidence: http://www.espn.com/espnradio/play?id=28742111

Update: 2 question survey to shape the monthly events - click here to do the survey for March’s meet up! Will be on 21 March, Sat.

I also made an update post.

What I’ve realised from the cookie operation - there are a LOT of lonely ppl in Perth. There are also lots of posts in this sub about being lonely and battling mental health issues. My friend and I started up Blossom Friendship to host free social events for people in the community. We’re taking out the word “disability” in promoting Blossom Friendship, so it’s now just an inclusive space for anyone over 18. www.facebook.com/blossomfriendshipperth

I’m thinking we should host more lowkey frequent (monthly - weekly will be too difficult) events tho, since big events = infrequent. I don’t know the availability of my friend who I do Blossom Friendship with (we both work full-time). I reckon she’ll be, I’m happy to do it anyway if she can’t.

Perth reddit meetups are great - I’ve been to 1 of them, but I personally prefer doing activities to bond with people. I wanna do something more than just sitting down and talking around a table, esp for ppl with social anxiety. More fun :p

Lowkey monthly events activity examples:

• Boardgames nights: I can rent out a small venue - community space, buy some snacks, buy a bunch of boardgames, etc, and voila.

• Painting or some arts and craft classes: I can reach out to some arty ppl who can guide us through a class. I went to a painting class on Valentine’s Day by myself and it was super fun. Not limited to just females... males go to the classes and they have fun too!

Updates/more info:

• This is diff to the existing Perth reddit meet ups. Come to both!! :)
• Events will be free or super cheap at the very least. Haven’t worked out what we’re doing yet.
• I can supply some stuff and ppl can BYO their drinks and snacks too.
• Events will most likely be on a weekend cos I work mon-fri soz. I won’t be posting on facebook only. I’ll be posting in reddit too dw.
• The cons about going to a cafe or something is that they may be too busy and there won’t be room for us. Community space venue = cheap to hire and we can do whatever/space is ours... so yeah dunno hmmm.
• Based on the cookies operation, everyo

Not hairloss related but my life isn’t bad at all in fact I’m grateful for waking up everyday to the things I have but I just have that guilty remorse feeling inside of me all the time. I’m always thinking of worst case scenario. I don’t feel great going out. I don’t feel great sitting on my own. I have no friends (well now). Never had a proper girlfriend and just do most things on my own like going to the cinema. I like my own company but I would love to have someone close by to just talk to. I work night shifts so it’s made it harder to find a social life but years and years of depression and isolation has led to this and it’s all my fault. I feel like my life is slipping and I need a reason to stay. Please someone give me the right guidance.

Like many here, I joined crypto in late 2017/early 2018 at the height of the mania and many of the alts I held quickly dropped in value, never to return to their highs.

I'm curious - how many here are holding the same bags from 2 years ago?

I still have alts, but the only one I still have from 2017/2018 is XMR. The others I realized were mostly terrible projects as I learned more about crypto and how it really works. I cut back from 15 alts down to 4 now. Besides XMR, none of the other 3 are from the group of 15 I originally had. Reddit was really a terrible influence when first learning about crypto.

So... are you still holding your 2 year old coins? or are you mostly out of those positions?

The days leading up to the recession and during the recession there has been a red day after every single green day. Even with record daily gains like 3/13/20 and others.

Plays: Spy 5/1 207, 205, and 200