The Library (Seinfeld) Puns

Netflix made Seinfeld available in India. I am hooked onto it. Currently on Season 3. Its a laugh riot.

The Note, The Pen,The Library,The Tape, The Nose Job, The Parking Garage..And at top The Limo.

Man I hope all the seasons are this like....

S Ep Title

1 1 The Seinfeld Chronicles

1 2 Male Un-bonding

1 3 The Stake Out

1 4 The Robbery

1 5 The Stock Tip

2 1 The Ex-Girlfriend

2 2 The Pony Remark

2 3 The Busboy

2 4 The Baby Shower

2 5 The Jacket

2 6 The Chinese Restaurant

2 7 The Phone Message

2 8 The Apartment

2 9 The Stranded

2 10 The Statue

2 11 The Heart Attack

2 12 The Revenge

2 13 The Deal

3 1 The Note

3 2 The Truth

3 3 The Dog

3 4 The Library

3 5 The Pen

3 6 The Parking Garage

3 7 The Cafe

3 8 The Tape

3 9 The Nose Job

3 10 The Alternate Side

3 11 The Red Dot

3 12 The Suicide

3 13 The Subway

3 14 The Pez Dispenser

3 15,16 The Boyfriend 1 & 2

3 17 The Fix-up

3 18 The Limo

3 19 The Good Samaritan

3 20 The Letter

3 22 The Parking Space

3 23 The Keys

4 1 The Trip (Part 1)

4 2 The Trip (Part 2)

4 3 The Pitch

4 4 The Ticket

4 5 The Wallet

4 6 The Watch

4 7 The Bubble Boy

4 8 The Cheever Letters

4 9 The Opera

4 10 The Virgin

4 11 The Contest

4 12 The Airport

4 13 The Pick

4 14 The Visa

4 15 The Movie

4 16 The Outing

4 17 The Shoes

4 18 The Old Man

4 19 The Implant

4 20 The Handicap Spot

4 21 The Junior Mint

4 22 The Smelly Car

4 23,24 The Pilot 1 & 2

5 1 The Mango

5 2 The Glasses

5 3 The Puffy Shirt

5 4 The Sniffing Accountant

5 5 The Bris

5 6 The Lip Reader

5 7 The Non-Fat Yogurt

5 8 The Barber

5 9 The Masseuse

5 10 The Cigar Store Indian

5 11 The Conversion

5 12 The Stall

5 13 The Marine Biologist

5 14 The Dinner Party

5 15 The Pie

5 16 The Stand-In

5 17 The Wife

5 18 The Fire

5 19,20 The Raincoats 1 & 2

5 21 The Hamptons

5 22 The Opposite

6 1 The Chaperone

6 2 The Big Salad

6 3 The Pledge Drive

6 4 The Chinese Woman

6 5 The Couch

6 6 The Gymnast

6 7 The Mom & Pop Store

6 8 The Soup

6 9 The Secretary

6 10 The Switch

6 11 The Race

6 12 The Label Maker

6 13 The Scofflaw

6 14 The Highlights of 100 1,2

6 16 The Beard

6 17 The Kiss Hello

6 18 The Doorman

6 19 The Jimmy

6 20 The Doodle

6 21 The Fusilli Jerry

6 22 The Diplomat's Club

6 23 The Face Painter

6 24 The Understudy

7 1 The Engagement

7 2 The Postponement

7 3 The Maestro

7 4 The Wink

7 5 The Hot Tub

7 6 The Soup Nazi

7 7 The Secret Code

7 8 The Pool Guy

7 9 The Sponge

7 10 The Gum

7 11 The Rye

7 12 The Caddy

7 13 The Seven

7 14 The Cadillac 1,2

7 16 The Shower Head

7 17 The Doll

7 18 The Friars Club

7 19 The Wig Master

7 20 The Calzone

7 21 The Bottle Deposit 1,2

7 23 The Wait Out

7 24 The Invitations

My dad doesn't believe that fiction has any value (period.). It's not just that he prefers non-fiction-- he gets mad at Greek mythology because it is "full of nonsense creatures not based on biology." He dislikes the Orient Express because none of the events actually happened.

And it's not just novels: he hates anything written which is not firmly grounded in reality (Just for example: refused to finish reading the satire "A Modest Proposal" because it's "nonsense" and "could never work in real life"). Like, I'm sure the guy would hate the Declaration of Independence if he wasn't such a die-hard patriot.

He also doesn't recognize writing as a valid art form. He doesn't think it takes any particular skill, that authors only have to "talk out of their ass," make the prose flowery and unnecessarily complicated (I tried to explain what imagery was to him once, and he cited the entire technique as emblematic of poor, cheap writing). Specifically, he compared it to scientific writing, which is entirely precise and unadorned. This bit ticks me off in particular since writing is a passion of mine.

The only book he's ever liked was Jack London's "Call of the Wild" he read when he was 8.

And now he thinks schools should pull everything but nonfiction off of the shelves. He's worried that fiction makes kids more prone to misinformation and more likely to become flat-earthers/anti-vaxxers, etc.

How would you explain that that's not the case? That almost NONE of this is the case???

edit: he likes music and art too. It's not a vendetta against entertainment-- just THIS specific form of entertainment.

edit: he's also not religious at all, i dont know where people are getting that from. like, he actually has some kind of grudge against every god and main religious text of every culture

edit: (last one i swear) i dont hate my dad. he's cool. you guys seem to think im gonna cut off ties with him over this

Edit: A major piece of this puzzle just hit me in the comments from an ape who read the OG DD!!!! RC WORK tweet is pointing to 1933 Act, the same act cited in this 741 form from Dreyfus! Ive added it into the DD below. Jason Waterfall, you beautiful bastard!

As the debt is now coming due, and Kenny is probably desperate to find a counterparty to onboard his fucking market crashing sized crime bag. I have been asked to update a previous DD I made in hopes other apes can add more now. Please share this and comment anything you find relevant.

7 4 1 and the huge bag of illegal naked synthetic shorts.

I found a document filed by Dreyfus Florida Municipal Money Market Fund in 2007

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/911746/000091174607000015/form-741.htm

Form 741 as described by this ape - https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/q8cf95/sec_form_741/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

At the bottom of this form, it mentions some of the securities do not need to to be registered inder the 1933 Act...

"Securities exempt from registration under Rule 144A of the Securities Act of 1933. These securities may be resold in   transactions exempt from registration, normally to qualified institutional buyers. At August 31, 2007, these securities   amounted to $44,315,000 or 16.3% of net assets. "

That sound familiar? Because I only want to hear from candidates who want to WORK (Slack) lawsuit on selling unregistered shares! Holy shit! That's what RC is hinting to us! Slack is being sued for exactly this!!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qdb2g7/shout_out_to_wrinkly_brains_about_that_sec_form/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

The Dreyfus name rang a bell...So I dug a little bit deeper.

Guess who owns that fund?

BNY Mellon

https://im.bnymellon.com/us/en/

Guess who clears Kennys trades? Guess who holds the "Brazilian Puts" Guess what fund Goldman had to bail out to prevent dominos. Dreyfus

Goldman also has a bunch of Dreyfus in their company https://www.google.com/amp/s/ca.wallmine.com/people/65605/maria-s-dreyfus.amp

Again

https://www.linkedin.com/in/daniel-dreyfus-b65554209

Daniel has a history with Goldman before heading over to 3G Capital in Brazil 👀👀👀 Those Brazilian puts looking real sexy huh Daniel? 3G Capital is a Brazilian-American multibillion-dollar investment firm

https://www.privateequityinternational.com/3g-capital-quietly-hires-goldman-executive/

Goldman also showing evidence of being in bed wi

They were fully booked.

Pot meet kettle. Jessica Seinfeld enjoys taking down her Hamptons rival. She can afford to disappear, and she's smart to hide. But commenting on Kyle's video was a mistake. I believe she's the same as Hilaria, and every con artist slips up. Nina changed her name to Jessica, married an old rich guy she didn't love, targeted a richer, more famous guy. Positioned herself at the right place at the right times. Flirted as cute little fitness chick. Played victim of her husband for pity. Cheated with Jerry, traded up. Trap queen. Steals baby buggy non-profit, launders money through it and chases clout as stylish, glamorous tiny generous philanthropist. Literally steals a woman's cook book and claims she wrote it. Her minions add new pictures to cover up the theft. When caught she doubles down and countersues and bankrupts the poor author chef by leveraging her team of Ivy league lawyers and exploiting her husband's fame. And she WON. She hides in the Hamptons, smug, still pretending to create recipes when her team of chefs, a staff of writers and photographers do all the work. She bleached her hair, doles out advice, pretends that she's hot for old Jerry Seinfeld, and has made millions as an author from publishing deal her husband got for her. Sorry, I didn't really mean to go off like that. Her comment set me off for some reason. I need to chill. Thank you for letting me rant, this is cheaper than therapy. Jessica is now buying a vanity degree at NYU because her billion dollars isn't enought. She needs to pretend she's a legitimate player in the big leagues. She knows her husband wants to go back to his 16 year old girlfriend. Dummy.

Only wrong answers allowed.

Was it all just a comedic contrivance? Or were personal washers/dryers truly rare in 1990s Manhattan?

Edit: Of course, New York apartments are small, and size is a limiting factor. But I live in Tokyo, where owning at least your own washer is not a rarity. What's behind the difference?

Edit: Seinfeld wasn't a small time comedian, sorry about that. I think asking about Kramer or George would have been better