The Lesson Puns

A list of puns related to "The Lesson"

If you're here for the yodelling lesson....

Pleased form an orderly,orderly,orderly,orderly queue.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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If you’re here for the yodeling lesson

Please form an orderly, orderly, orderly queue.

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👤︎ u/butmuhfreedoms
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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One of the earliest dates I went on with my Wife was a Blindfolded Archery lesson.

It wasn't our first date but was the one that stuck in my head.

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👤︎ u/WhoElseButAlf
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, “What are all these buttons for?”

“They are to keep your shirt done up” he replied.

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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I was trying to give my son a lesson on averages the other day,

He stood up halfway through and said "Dad, I really don't know what you mean."

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👤︎ u/BobletGoblet
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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I decided to spend the lockdown months taking online lessons on escapology.

I need to get out more.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 25 2020
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My son missed curfew again, so to teach him a lesson, I made him remove all the kudzu out back.

It was de-vine punishment.

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👤︎ u/SgtBoaty
📅︎ May 18 2020
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Even though my baby poops a lot, I feel like the life lessons he’s been teaching me are invaluable.

He’s a great tooter.

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👤︎ u/fkedifiknow
📅︎ May 05 2020
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[X-Post from r/Tiresaretheenemy] They do it to teach the others a lesson! imgur.com/OmRL6l6
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👤︎ u/pattyomalley
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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Four hundred years ago, the pagan minority in Salem learned a valuable lesson about dealing with religious fanaticism

Be careful what you witch for

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Jul 09 2018
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I wanted to take Ballroom Dance lessons but the teacher wasn’t around...

Apparently she just waltzed right out of there.

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👤︎ u/phrygianhalfcad
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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Lesson learned today: When the newscaster says, “If you know anything about this crime, please contact the police...”

The cops get really pissed off if you call them and just repeat the news segment.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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When I taught my daughter how to drive the first lesson I taught her was to “Drive it like you stole it”

By which I mean safely and within the speed limit as not to draw the attention of the police.

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👤︎ u/plmcalli
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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As we sat down at the table for dinner, I looked sheepishly at my family and admitted, "I learned a valuable lesson about speeding today and I'll definitely make sure it never happens again."

"I didn’t get pulled over or anything, it's just that I got to work 20 minutes early."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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I wonder if the mechanics at the Honda dealership had to take a Civics lesson...
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👤︎ u/Lewd-roth-sama
📅︎ Jan 22 2018
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I found the jump rope lesson to be a waste of my time

So I skipped out on it.

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👤︎ u/meebwix
📅︎ May 31 2018
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If you’re here for the yodelling lessons...

Please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

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👤︎ u/f-a-c-e
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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If you are here for the yodeling lesson, please form a

orderly orderly orderly queue

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👤︎ u/AlexanderSlusarczyk
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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If you're here for the yodeling lessons

Please form an orderly orderly orderly queue

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👤︎ u/johnnydarko-
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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