A list of puns related to "The King of Kong"
Once upon a time in China there was a King with the most beautiful daughter in all of China. Three suitors came up to the king and asked him "what do we need to do to win the hand of your daughter". The king said whoever brings me the most ping pong balls can marry my daughter.
Suitor #1 comes back with 1,000 ping pong balls
Suitor #2 comes back with 2,000 ping pong balls
Suitor #3 comes back visibly beat up and when the king asked him where are your ping pong balls. Suitor #3 said PING PONG BALLS! I thought you said KING KONG BALLS!!
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