The Ivy Puns

A list of puns related to "The Ivy"

Why'd the chef get poison ivy?

He needed an itch to cook from scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I think my friend who owns the apiary got into some poison ivy or something during a hike in the woods...

He has hives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I visited a restaurant called The Ivy.

Of all the places I've been to, it's the fourth best.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Andy's aunt on The Andy Griffith Show got poison ivy on her arm and all she did was complain...

She was Bee-itchy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I didn't think I would like the ivy my wife planted

But then it grew on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDeadlyGent
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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Today I found out there are 8 schools in the Ivy League...

It should actually be called the VIII League

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pm_me_your_poang
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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There is ivy growing up the trunk of a tree at my house. I don't really want to do anything about it though.

It could really use some devine intervention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeprosyDick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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Just got hired and I'm already *that* employee

Me: (assembling boxes) i'll watch out for that plant.

Boss: yes please do, i've had that fern since it was just a sprout.

Me: awww. they grow up so fast.

Boss: yes. it'll probably start going to college soon.

Me: think it'll go to an... ivy league?

Boss: ...

Me: ...

Boss: ...

Me: ...so yeah I'll just pack these boxes and watch out for the plant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnersbitch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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