I had to go the doctor because I've been having lots of irregular bowel movements

They diagnosed me with all kinds of weird shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vested1nterest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2022
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If trypophobia is the fear irregular patterns...

is trypoophobia the fear of constipation?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igloofu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2022
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Watch your step and break out the caution signs because I'm about to drop some serious inspiration!

I want everyone to listen up because this has been brewing in my head since it happened on Tuesday.

A few days ago (because it was Tuesday and today it is Friday) I saw an opossum... or is it a opossum because I think the "o" is silent and obviously that's how I'd say it out loud...? We're gonna go with "an."

Anyways, the other day I saw an opossum wandering around my apartment complex in broad daylight. Now this was crazy to me because I personally had only ever seen these things at night. It was highly irregular by my book. But this just goes to show that nothing. Absolutely NOTHING... is im-possum-ble.

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