Inspector Lastrade: Dr. Watson, there has been a lot of home invasions recently. Any ideas what to do?

Dr. Watson: Sure. Lock homes.

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Dr. Watson and Sherlock Holmes are looking for clues in a park...

Dr. Watson notices a tree with a sign in front of it reading "A." Behind it is a bush with a sign reading "B." Then another tree, but this time the sign says "CD." Then another bush, with "EF." Then a tree with "GH." Then a bush with "IJK." Behind that bush is a charred patch where there had been some kind of explosion. Dr. Watson turns to Sherlock Holmes and asks, "I wonder what used to be here."

Holmes replies, "LMN Tree, Dr. Watson."

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. ..

After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

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What is the detectives name who just lost his house

Sherlock holmeless

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Inspector Lastrade: There has been a lot of break-ins lately. Any ideas what to do, Dr. Watson?

Dr. Watson: Sure. Lock homes.

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