A list of puns related to "The Hit"
...an ether/oar situation...
Iβm trying really hard to kick the abbot
Luckily, it was a soft drink.
Singapore!
He was a fun-guy.
That was the punchline
That way you start 2021 on the right foot.
It was a stroke of genius
D'oe!
I'm okay, it was a soft drink.
I think itβs quite humerus
After a change of heart I cancelled the order, but it was too late.
He'd been despatched.
It was a lovely service...
He's a seasoned veteran
First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasnβt been a Goodyear.
I told him βtread lightlyβ.
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Dam(n).
She replied βthe ball is round daddyβ (with a straight face) So I tell her βno, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!β
She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says βIβM REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!β Then throws it right back at me.
Proud dad moment.
A quack in the windscreen.
Its ass.
It was a tiramisunami
"You know, he's an expert in his field."
I said βI bet you donβt have the guts to do that againβ
Reality
It's like a portal to another REM.
Probably because everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but not where the Minneapolis.
His butt
She got a Zebra.
Theyβre gonna call it 1918.
anchor management
...it does more than meats the eye.
The Rock bought βem
Rut Road
Black: Harry, Iβm dead.
Harry: Are you serious?
Black: Yes, Iβm dead Sirius.
It was a Nick neck patty whack.
"I shuriken"
It was a real boopsie-doodle
Sycamore
Luckily it was a soft drink.
Heβs now a seasoned veteran
Dam.
RealityLuckily it was a soft drink.
Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
that's a moray.
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