What's the opposite of a hero?

A there-o

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Why did the capeless hero get fired from his job?

He wasn't capable to do it.

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We were watching the movie Gladiator and then saw picctures of the hero now...

Now he is a "glad he ate"er..

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Did you hear about the middle eastern super hero?

They call him Iran Man

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Who's the fastest super hero?

Speeder-man

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This kid at the school assembly is my hero

Context: Our school was having a presentation at assembly from Together for Humanity - "a multi-faith not-for-profit organisation that is helping schools, organisations and communities to respond effectively to differences of culture and belief". The presenters were an orthodox Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist.

When they asked for questions at the end, my new hero asked "Have you ever gone to a bar together?"

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"We don't need a fishy super hero!" The land locked victims exclaimed.

"I sea," said Aquaman

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The hero we need [OC]
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Who did the hero fish have to defeat?

Anemone

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Why was the hero arrested by the police?

He was doing heroine.

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What medal did the weasel war hero receive?

A badger of honor.

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What did the super hero with a lisp say after working out?

I'm Thor

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Did you hear about the hero named Cliff?

He was quite LEDGEndary.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 30 2017
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My 7 year old is the hero we all need..

Last night at a restaurant, my son started to spell out things he wanted. Wether it was to annoy us, or keep my 4 year old daughter in the dark on the different kinds of ice cream, he succeeded on both fronts. Anyways, my wife goes "Enough, stop!". And he proceeds to go " e-n-o-u-g-h s-t-o-p". Then I chime in and say "one more time, and your in trouble, you are very annoying, use your words".

After a blank look on his face for a few seconds, the kind he and I both get when we are plotting something, he looks at me and simply says..... " Okay"

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Bob The Builder is a hero!

They gave him the allen key to the city!

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The hero /r/dadjokes deserves (Batdad) facebook.com/Batdadfans
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