Did you see the headline about the psychic midget who escaped from prison???
Small Medium at Large.
A psychic dwarf broke out of prison the other day, what did the headlines say?
There’s small medium at large
I saw the headline “Trump Attacks WHO chief Over Criticisms of U.S. Approach to Coronavirus” and thought...
What the hell did Pete Townshend do?!?
The headline writer for this article had waited years for this moment. Though it is rumoured his final idea came to him on the tube... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
The pun was actually the front page headline of the local newspaper.
I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide.
This is no laughing matter.
I read a headline today that said dads are the worst drivers.
I was so mad that I pulled over and finished reading the article.
I guess the Palm Beach Post was angling for a great headline!!!
Newspapers for the partially sighted are making massive headlines.
See the headline about the insane inmate that escaped and attempted rape?
"Nut bolts and screws."
When poor mice overthrow the bear(on)s the headline read:
Voletariat ursurped beargeosie.
Dadjoking the headlines
The headline on our local paper yesterday said, "Giving the gift of guns." My husband stared at it for a second, then said, "I guess a lot of people want gym memberships for Christmas."
Mom read the headline "Last man found in drug sweep"
Dad: Do they find a lot of drugs by sweeping? Imagine how much they'd get if they vacuumed!
I read the headline about that guy in Spain who died when he drank dishwasher detergent to my dad...
"You mean it never Dawned on him that he was drinking detergent?"
