The Hammers Puns

A list of puns related to "The Hammers"

The Hammer Time dance should be considered a ball room dance.
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👤︎ u/ForestValkyrie
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Today I will be talking about the Makita 18V Cordless 1/2-Inch Hammer Drive

You know the drill

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👤︎ u/sictirul
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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Who invented the door hammer?

Doesn't ring a bell

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?

They get Dell-eted

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👤︎ u/Sylveon10101
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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My son just played "Don't Break The Ice" by himself with two hammers and exclaimed "I won!"

To which I replied "but on the other hand, you lost"

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👤︎ u/badenglishihave
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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I was helping my dad with construction he told me to get the hammer but I accidentally gave him the drill

He said I could have nailed it, but I screwed up

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👤︎ u/WhoIsPharoah17
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Why the did hammer hit the nail through the wall.

To drive the point across.

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👤︎ u/TurbulentLocksmith
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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Why did the hammer feel bad?

Because he hit his head.

(From my 5yr old daughter; I’m so proud)

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👤︎ u/ElricGreywolf
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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A ribeye looks over at the spiky hammer, and asks the cube steak, "What's that?"

Cube steak: beats me.

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👤︎ u/nutbagger18
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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I was trying to hammer down a loose board at the cottage...

I'm not much of a craftsman but my fiancé says I nailed it.

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👤︎ u/Captain-Americano
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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Did you hear about the hammer's performance at work?

He nailed it!

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👤︎ u/Cfunman
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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The Jack hammer was a ground breaking invention.
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👤︎ u/vodka_twinkie
📅︎ Sep 07 2017
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What happened when the Norse God of Thunder dropped his hammer on his hand?

He had a Thor Thumb.

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
📅︎ Jul 03 2018
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What did the hammer say after hanging up the poster

Nailed it!

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👤︎ u/austinjmulka
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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How do they figure out the price of a hammer?

Per pound

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Feb 03 2018
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"Oh I see," said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

My grandfather's favorite dad joke.

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👤︎ u/Motorhead450
📅︎ Oct 07 2016
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Why did the piece of wood break up with the hammer?

Because he was nailing other boards.

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👤︎ u/isthisusernametakenr
📅︎ Apr 14 2018
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What's the difference between a ladder and a hammer? --You can't climb the latter.
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👤︎ u/MV10
📅︎ Aug 06 2014
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My dad dropped the hammer

My dad, who is Indian, lives in a small college town with a small community of modest, nerdy Indians.

Enter the one fashionista who shows up at a get together sporting a DKNY shirt. My dad walks up, seemingly completely ignorant, and loudly asks, "WHAT IS THIS DONKEY SHIRT?"

Fashionista cried. I died.

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👤︎ u/tanman1975
📅︎ Aug 17 2016
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Why did the wall trust the hammer?

The wall knew that hammer always nailed it.

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👤︎ u/PM_Me_Your_Warfaces
📅︎ Sep 06 2016
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Did you hear about the guy who vandalized a park bench with a hammer?

It was an act of mallets.

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👤︎ u/risingpowers
📅︎ May 17 2015
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"I see" said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

These go on for days all based on similar puns

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👤︎ u/TheGeorge
📅︎ Feb 19 2014
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Did you hear about the blind guy who picked up a hammer and saw?
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👤︎ u/Calasada
📅︎ Nov 05 2016
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