The Golf Pro Puns

A list of puns related to "The Golf Pro"

Did you hear about the golf pro that got his tit caught in the wringer?

Jack Nippless

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👤︎ u/IllustriousState6859
📅︎ Jan 26 2022
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I quit my job as the Pro at the local Miniature Golf course...

... I found the work oft-putting.

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👤︎ u/youtellmebob
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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A woman announces to the golf pro she was stung by a bee. "Where?", asked the golf pro. "Between the first and second hole," she reports.
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👤︎ u/srtak23
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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A lady walks into the pro shop to complain about bee stings while she is golfing. The pro asks: “where’d you get stung?” “Between the first and second hole”, she answers.

The pro replied: “your stance is too wide”.

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👤︎ u/YZXFILE
📅︎ Nov 15 2021
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