A list of puns related to "The Genesis"
He's calling it Phil Call Ins
Genesis 8:13b (NIV): "Noah then removed the covering from the ark and saw that the surface of the ground was dry."
(Don't know if this counts as a dad joke but it's a pun and I heard it from my dad)
Genesis 24:64 -- And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
Genesis 1:1 -- "In the big inning..."
Dad: Did you know that baseball is in the Bible? Me: You're lying. Dad: I shit you not. It's in Genesis. Here. (Pulls out a bible and opens to Genesis.) Genesis 1:1, "In the big inning." (Looks at me with his eyes opened wide and busts out laughing.)
I facepalmed, then laughed.
Today Dad and I are on a tour and this other dad is making small talk. He drops these on us without warning:
D2: What's the only book of the Bible that mentions baseball?
Genesis! It says "In the beginning..."
D1: ... Oh, in the "big inning" ... uncomfortable chuckle
D2: When does the Bible mention football?
When Jesus went for the cross.
everyone else looks at each other as if to groan
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