The Drummer from Genesis just retired to start a talk radio show.

He's calling it Phil Call Ins

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2022
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Did you know that Arkansas is mentioned in the Bible?

Genesis 8:13b (NIV): "Noah then removed the covering from the ark and saw that the surface of the ground was dry."

(Don't know if this counts as a dad joke but it's a pun and I heard it from my dad)

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2022
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Where does the Bible mention smoking?

Genesis 24:64 -- And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Where is baseball mentioned in the Bible?

Genesis 1:1 -- "In the big inning..."

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Baseball and the Bible

Dad: Did you know that baseball is in the Bible? Me: You're lying. Dad: I shit you not. It's in Genesis. Here. (Pulls out a bible and opens to Genesis.) Genesis 1:1, "In the big inning." (Looks at me with his eyes opened wide and busts out laughing.)

I facepalmed, then laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intelligentleman2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2014
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This guy out-dadjoked my own dad

Today Dad and I are on a tour and this other dad is making small talk. He drops these on us without warning:

D2: What's the only book of the Bible that mentions baseball?
Genesis! It says "In the beginning..."
D1: ... Oh, in the "big inning" ... uncomfortable chuckle

D2: When does the Bible mention football?
When Jesus went for the cross.

everyone else looks at each other as if to groan

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2014
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