Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune investing in apple?

Turns out he was in cider trading

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The contents of this fortune cookie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yungjuniorsoprano
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Car insurance companies must have made a fortune over the last year with everyone driving so little

My renewal just came up and I was like "HEY! I paid all that money last year for (nearly) nothing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khannie
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I just saw an announcement on TV. Seems there’s a fortune teller that happens to be a dwarf, wanted by the FBI

To sum it up, there’s a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corvette-Ronnie
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I am proud to do my part in paying forward our good fortune with a donation of 6 Nintendo Switches and games to go with them to the Children’s Minnesota Hospital. Cant Stop. Won’t Stop. GameStop. (Still long 50 shares I WILL NOT SELL)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunar033
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Just a reminder I took your homes and put your families in debt during the crash of 2008 in which my company was bailed out and i was massively funded. Now theres a pandemic and while millions are out of work my company has made more of a fortune then ever! AMC investors it's time to change this!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/traptrippin_aj
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OUT OF THE 490s!! These last 8 pounds have been difficult to get off, but sometimes fortune favors the persistentπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 33 pounds downπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š reddit.com/gallery/myyd3k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucidDreamerPrime
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How did Landon Calrissian win the Millennium Falcon while playing Wheel of Fortune?

He had the Bespin.

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Scott Kolbrenner, a contestant on Thursday night’s Wheel of Fortune, donated his $145,000 in winnings to be split between two charities: Uplift Family Services at Hollygrove and the Los Angeles Regional Food Bank. tvline.com/2021/03/18/whe…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peace_Love_Magic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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TIL in 1913, John D. Rockefeller was worth $900 million, or 3% of the entire GDP of the United States that year. His fortune was worth a modern equivalent of $418 billion. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joh…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamchain
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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The Fall of A Hedge Fund Billionaire (2021) - Bill Hwang amasses a $20 billion fortune throughout his career until losing it all in a span of 2 days [00:12:00] youtu.be/5l5rPfX_KuQ
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My friends have been hopelessly listening to me rant about $GME for 4 months now. Tonight one of them finally caved due to a fortune cookie, now another ape is on his way to the moon!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/v7o
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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99.9% of us are silently holding and amassing all the shares we can afford to turn into a small fortune πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€
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πŸ‘€︎ u/holdenr_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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So I soloed the fort of fortune last night. v.redd.it/hfqnjzckgfu61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DehKrittyKrat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Big name corporations more likely to commit fraud - Fortune 500 firms with strong growth profiles are more susceptible to β€œcooking the books” than smaller, struggling companies. This type of elite, white-collar crime is understudied especially when compared with street crime. news.wsu.edu/2021/02/02/b…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mvea
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Editorial: Keir Starmer must be given more time to reverse the Labour Party’s fortunes independent.co.uk/voices/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trisul-108
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The life of the super-rich in Central Africa (2021) - Insight into some of those who have made fortunes amid the chaos in Central Africa, including a musician, a militiaman turned mining boss and politician, a bread seller, energy mogul and a prophet selling water that smells like fuel [00:42:26] youtube.com/watch?v=KaPLy…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/humanexploit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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70% of people who win the lottery are broke after a few years. Take your financial education seriously now if you're not used to money. Research all you can about Sudden Wealth Syndrome and learn all you can about how to keep your fortune post MOASS!
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How playing Fortunes of War for the first time felt like v.redd.it/g9n7wp0yasv61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Janfon1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Or, he just took the fortune out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danishereagain
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After one-hit wonder & aging rocker Brent's 3rd wife ran off w/his brother he decided to sober up, kick his fermented berry habit & fly right. Brent got the band back together to tour the country in one last ditch effort for fame & fortune. ChikkenPoxx kicks off their U.S. tour 5/15 in Chicago, IL.!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gourdhorder
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Started as a 2 alliance. Ended with a full server taking the Fort of Fortune reddit.com/gallery/n54wrh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Djsemisweet
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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πŸ…πŸŽ–Our 6th Hoge CORE Member is one of the most recent additions. Joe Rocko serves as our Marketing Head. He has built training for several key multi-million dollar implementations & cost savings initiatives for billion-dollar global/Fortune 500 company πŸŽ–πŸŽ–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸΎπŸΆ reddit.com/gallery/n6ffji
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πŸ‘€︎ u/consciousbeast
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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No need to worry about the draft, guys. I think my fortune cookie just confirmed we’re getting Fields tomorrow.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluewords
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Tales from the Fortune 50: Penny wise and... WTF are you doing?

I'd like to share some of my experiences working for a Fortune 50 company in IT. I work at a very large company that makes medical products. I have lots of stories to tell, most of them ending with me sobbing into my coffee. I want to share some of them here both to educate and to vent. I don't know if this will be interesting to anyone, but it's therapeutic to type. My apologies for the length.

*edit: I've fuzzed/changed a few details to limit how many people can guess my employer. Thank you for not trying to figure it out... with the Internet available, it's not impossible to do. I won't confirm or deny any guesses.

TL;DR: Fortune 500 company ships a complete copy of all its most important data by insecure means, loses the receipt, and now has no chance of tracking where it all went..

Background: The company prides itself on being a "good" company, and valuing its employees and treating them well. From what I've heard, many other parts of the company do this to varying degrees. Ensuring pay levels are consistent with the market, retraining and moving rather than laying off people, training and building up employees to increase their value to the company, etc. Lots of companies say they do this, few really do. Ours somewhat does, but not in all departments.

My part of the company doesn't really drink that kool-aid. It's made up mostly of people who started at an entry level job like "computer operator" and got enough seniority to get promoted, all the way up to the director of our area. Imagine computer operators being managed by computer operators who are themselves managed by operators from 20 years ago, none of whom have really been trained for management and you'll have some kind of picture.

There has been very little hiring into management from outside the company, so it's a big echo chamber for ideas and practices, and the phrase "that's not how we do things" is prevalent.

Story time:

Today's story is about the first major WTF moment in my job after being hired. Our team had a variety of functions in operations, and one of those was managing backup tapes. For "historical reasons" we still used large tape robots at several sites. The main sites near HQ had the biggest ones with the most up to date drives/highest capacity tape format.

When we ran out of space in the robots or near it, it was time for a new generation of tape. Higher density meant fewer tapes and more space. Over time, older gener

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Accujack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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HoloEN mates of Calli in her new track - Ina as Wheel of Fortune, Amelia as the Priestess, Kiara as the Sun and Gura as the Fool.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/c0de_6
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My fortune cookie could not be more true! Apes VS The Billionaire Hedgies. This is fun no doubt! Who else has some extra pep in their step as you hold on to those sweet sweet shares of gold?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nin10doCam
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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We wish you good fortune in the wars to come.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DallasAndDetroit
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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David Denny Mansion, Seattle. Built in 1888 and razed in 1971. Chopped into apartments and relocated sometime after 1900, due to the Denny family being forced to sell the house after losing their fortune in the panic of 1893.
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Here goes the seeker of bountiful fortune and riches...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karirollcake
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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When Miss Fortune ults the teamfight v.redd.it/su2fbx282vu61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flinterwood
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Found this video while searching for the 2004 ghost adventures documentary. Zac and his sister, in 1998, playing wheel of fortune. v.redd.it/wtr2upei2nu61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StonkTraderPro
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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[uncharted: drake’s fortune remastered] beat the game on brutal, so many deaths.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Human1504
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Don't lose hope. We aren't the ones in the losing position and right now we are closer to the fortunes than we have ever been before. For once, let's be patient and not fuck up a chance life has given us to be on top. (Credit for image u/Glittering-Ple6039)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shezzeroni
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Dogecoin.. I just got this in my fortune cookie... TO THE MOON FAMILY....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannyv2018
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Fortune at the chinese place is a sign. Diamond hands are made out of coal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/freeskibrian
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The one time I took a librarian on a date, she cost me a bloody fortune.

My own fault though, I kept her out too long.

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Scanning biological Flora in Odyssey should not be a wheel of fortune-roulette mini game, it should just be a direct scan and move on to the next sample. I just think there's no need to add grind to a grind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyPantsLance
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Hello, we are the original boxes of rome, we wish you good fortune today ! reddit.com/gallery/n12o35
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrVetter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Got this in my fortune cookie today. See you all on the moon!
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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"In 1982 the most common source of wealth was inheritance. Of the 100 richest people, 60 inherited from an ancestor. By 2020 the number of heirs had been cut in half, accounting for only 27 of the biggest 100 fortunes." paulgraham.com/richnow.ht…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThankMrBernke
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Strange things happens at the Fort of Fortune
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shiro_x3
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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I made a FORTUNE in the stock market.

I walked in and stole some guy's Rolex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I found the panel on the left as-is, thought "Oh, Avdol, ever the empathetic fortune teller"... and then I made this even though admittedly it's not very funny.
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Just had to have a fortune telling room with the new prom wall! reddit.com/gallery/moraxi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobotomy_exe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Following the idea of the user ¨Solash1¨, my attempt to make a ¨skin/special¨ version for a champion card, in this case, Miss Fortune.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matowaar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Down in the dumps after a breakup, turn to my fortune cookie that came with my Chinese takeout for some advice... reminded why I'm not really in to all that mystic stuff.
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