The Foot Soldiers Puns

A list of puns related to "The Foot Soldiers"

Did you know Shakespeare had a brother who was a foot soldier in the military?

He would get so nervous before battle that he couldn't keep his hands from shaking. The say he wielded quite the shaky-spear.

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👤︎ u/_Mjolner_
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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Did you hear about the soldier who lost one foot in a battle, and fought on, only to lose his other foot as well?

He was finally defeeted.

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👤︎ u/wimple007
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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Army soldiers can't comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement.

But everyone in the Navy can fathom it.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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