Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called SWAT team.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Went to the shops and bought some fly spray.
Sprayed it all over me....Still can't bloody fly.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
There's a giant fly attacking the police station
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Why does the seagull fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,
It really bugs me that it isnt.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 30,000 feet and heβll fly for the rest of his life.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Whatβs the only kind of bagel that knows how to fly?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Why did the momma plane say the son plane couldn't fly?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What was the indecisive fly overheard saying?
Iβm not sure about these debates, Iβm really on the Pence
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Whatβs the difference between a fly and an eagle?
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I caught a fruit fly in the air and killed it.
I'm a gnatural born killer
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︎ Oct 29 2020
The police were under heavy attack of the flies
They had to call the SWAT team!
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Why did the LGBTQ pilot refuse to fly 747s?
He said he prefers bi-planes
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What time of the year is it usually fly or die for baby birds?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Two flies playing football on saucer. One says to the other.....
I am playing in the cup tommorow.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Whatβs the difference between a Fly & a Mosquito?
A Mosquito can fly, but a Fly cannot Mosquito.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I was in town earlier on looking for some fly killer. I picked up a can and asked the young store assistant "Excuse me, is this any good for wasps?"
"No" he said, "It kills them"
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What did the fly say to the windshield?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flys..
I just didnβt realize it would Zoom..
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︎ Apr 24 2020
My husband slapped a fly off the door and said 'Not on my watch!'
I told him "Nah, that's a door"
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Why was the local fly population afraid of the secretive snake charmer?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
My dog happily chased a fly around the house, eventually nabbing it in one chomp.
I guess it's true: time's fun when you're having flies!
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︎ Aug 09 2020
You know the old saying βTime flies like arrowsβ?
Well fruit flies like bananas!
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︎ Aug 17 2020
What's the best way to watch a Fly Fishing tournament ?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Whatβs got peanut butter, and flies laughing hysterically over the beach?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because thereβs more ducks on that side
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︎ Dec 09 2020
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bay gulls.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because they'd be called bagels if they flew over the bay...
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︎ Jun 11 2020
When geese fly, they fly in a V. One side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bagels.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay theyβd be called bagels!
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Why do birds fly south for the winter
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︎ Sep 07 2020
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"
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︎ Oct 16 2019
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels.
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︎ May 14 2020
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay theyβd be called bagels.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"
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