What's the only exercise zombies do?
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︎ Nov 29 2022
At the airport, I saw a flyer for a new type of exercise group.
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︎ Oct 26 2022
My friend is the Father of Exercise.
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︎ Aug 28 2022
Exercise works best first thing in the morning...
Before your brain figures out what you're doing.
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︎ Nov 01 2022
After months of programming my robot to exercise, I gave up and threw it in the trash.
It just wasnβt working out.
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︎ Oct 23 2022
I've tried to make exercise puns in the past but my wife didn't like them
She said they were a bit of a stretch
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︎ Aug 25 2022
The pandemic has been hard on my gym routine. I just can't seem to get back in the groove. But I did find one exercise that I can do at home every single day. Honestly, it's my favorite exercise - and I'm seeing pretty significant gains!
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︎ Sep 19 2022
What part of the body do chickens exercise the most?
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︎ Jul 21 2022
The wife: You've gained a little weight. You should exercise a little.
Me: I did sit-ups this morning.
The wife: You just sat up from a nap on the couch.
Me: Yeah. It took me six tries.
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︎ Aug 05 2022
What exercise does a skeleton do at the gym?
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︎ Apr 05 2022
What's the only type of exercise you can do at Starbucks?
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︎ Apr 08 2022
I'm trying to come up with the perfect punchline for a joke about people who don't exercise...
But none of them seem to fit.
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︎ Mar 06 2022
What exercise do fat people do the most of?
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︎ Dec 11 2021
Whatβs the difference between an Asian Exercise and an Asian beverage?
One is Tai Chi and the other is Chai Tea.
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︎ Sep 30 2021
I exercise by running up the street and knocking on all the doors....
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What does the doctor have to cut off of a baby exercise machine?
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︎ Jun 24 2021
Whatβs the best calf exercise?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
What was the name of the place Jesus went to exercise?
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︎ Mar 01 2017
I can't take my dog to the pond for exercise because the ducks keep attacking him
That's what you get for buying a pure bread dog
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︎ Mar 29 2020
My wife insists that yoga is the best form of exercise.
But I think itβs kind of a stretch.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Why couldn't the pig exercise?
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︎ Oct 28 2019
What is the most important exercise for being a paramedic?
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︎ Feb 11 2019
I have been rock climbing the last year or so as exercise.
I have to say, it's taken my body to new heights.
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︎ Mar 02 2017
Out of the blue, I decided to take my wife to a commercial establishment offering health and beauty treatment through such means as steam baths, exercise equipment, and massage
You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic
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︎ Apr 12 2019
I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
My favorite exercise at the gym...
is exercising my right to not go to the gym.
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︎ Feb 03 2018
What is the preferred spice of mothers who exercise......?
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︎ Dec 27 2014
What type of exercise is preferred by the most courteous and respectable gentlemen?
Polites (pronounced pΙ-lΔ«-tΔz)
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︎ Sep 06 2018
Lately I've found myself hiding from exercise all the time.
I think I'm in a fitness protection program.
(credit to my mum for this one)
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︎ Sep 21 2015
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