What did the blackboard say to the eraser when they broke up?

Can’t we just chalk about it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IIIIRadsIIII
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So I got one of the hud erasers that say for BIG MISTAKES

When my dad saw it he took it and started to rub me with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacobob3831
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A sharp pencil said to the eraser "people sharpen pencils so they can use them a long time."

The eraser replied "you have a point."

-As told to me by seven-year-old Gibson M. L.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucom1
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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What did the confident whiteboard say to the dry erase marker?

I am remarkable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioactivguy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foreverxtrue24
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I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."

"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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It’s been written before and I’m sure it will be written again, the dry erase board is so remarkable...

*written on before...*written on again... some jerk keeps rubbing it off 😁

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Martin Heit invented the dry erase board in the 1950s

That's remarkable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkKing16
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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A man is at a doctor's appointment and the Doctor returns and tells the man "I'm sorry, sir, but you've contracted a disease that has erased all memories of 80's music from your mind."

The man looks shocked and asks "Oh no! What's the Cure?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopar199
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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My wife has started keeping a dry-erase board labeled 'Grocery List' on the fridge, so I filled it in while she was gone this morning.
  • Kroger

  • Wal-Mart

  • Lucky's

  • Whole Foods

  • Winn Dixie

etc, etc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chambadon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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When I was shadowing for my new school with my parents, we eventually walked into the math room, and saw a dry-erase board.

My dad couldn't resist the urge, and so, he shouted out:

"That's remarkable!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarvelGeek5321
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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My entire body from the neck down was erased while I was trying to build a teleportation device.

Decided to quit while I was a head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartacats
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Every day at work I write something silly on the dry erase paint 'whiteboard' by my desk and this is today's contribution. [x-post from r/funny]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skinnymatters
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2012
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β€ͺThe invention of the dry erase board resulted in removal of the permanent sentence.

It was completely remarkable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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What did the inventors of the dry erase board say when they were done with their creation?

That's remarkable!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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I got into an argument with a friend about whether pens were better than pencils...

...I’ll admit, they had a point, but I still think the argument will be erased in time.

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Did you hear about the train made out of pens, pencils and rulers that wouldn’t move?

They tried swapping the rulers for erasers but it remained stationary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TannedCroissant
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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I just pulled my first dadjoke on my girlfriend

I was helping her do some initial pencil line work for a painting that she is working on, and she said to me "I don't know where my kneaded eraser went." To which I responded, "Well, I guess it was needed elsewhere."

She looked me dead in the eyes and just said, "You disgust me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devbang
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2015
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Dead Mozart!

When Mozart’s grave was exhumed the found him holding his sheet music and an eraser. He was de-composing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gypsydanger38
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Playing a gift exchange with my dad and he got us all:

Holding up a dry erase board with the number on it in Roman numerals XIX. Someone asked what number it was and he says: "oh whoops, I got it upside down", and he flips it over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Young_Zaphod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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A gravedigger exhumed Beethoven's casket.

He opened the lid and there was Ludwig... maddenly erasing sheets of his greatest works. "Just as I thought!" said the gravedigger. "He's decomposing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Melspop
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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German dad joke

Sadly it doesnt work in english. Ill give you the gist though.

Sei ich in einem langweiligen franzΓΆsisch Kurs. Stapel Stifte und Radiergummies, und nach einiger Zeit fragt die Lehrerin was ich den mache. "ich bin nebenberuflicher Hochstapler"

Translated gist: I was stacking pens and erasers in a french class. When the teacher asked what I was doing I said, Im a part time Hochstapler wich can basically mean high-stacker or fraudster

Got the whole class to laugh, twas fun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tunro
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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Thought of this when i was in class.

Why was the Eraser sent to the head masters office?

He was being eraseist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Ollie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2014
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I recently visited my child’s classroom at school.

There were all sorts of wonderful things, but the most amazing thing there was the dry erase board. Those things are remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jofax88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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Medical student dad joke

On my surgery clerkship, rounding on patients with the chief surgeon. Fellow student accidentally knocks over an eraser from a chalkboard.

Surgeon: Watch where you're going. Surgery is not a game.

Student: But Operation is.

Everyone laughs, except the surgeon.

Student: I'm going to fail my rotation now aren't I?

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Got my wife with this one

I ordered a l dry erase calendar from Amazon, and it arrived today. My wife got the package asked me "Honey, did you order something off of Amazon?" Me "oh yeah, it's my penis enlarger" Her "ha ha. It's a really big box" Me "damnit, they sent the wrong thing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZippymcOswald
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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Unintentional Dading 2x

I found myself using my eraser and shaking the beers on the table which made a loud annoying sound. So, I picked them up, and put them on the floor, and said "you're grounded"!

I just made a dad joke while doing a dad action. I'm going to make a great dad, so watch out ladies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carosion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2015
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I got my friend once. It was my first pun.

We were in class and my friend saw my eraser on the desk. He then takes out his own eraser.

Friend: Look at your eraser, so dirty and old whereas mine is so clean and pure.

Me: Don't be e-racist

Friend: ...

I was so happy that day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriesFriesGravy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2014
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Numbers

I have a daughter who turns 4 next month. Tonight we were out with my dad for dinner and went back to his house after, where my daughter sat down with a dry erase book to practice making numbers. She drew a scraggly 7, a rough 8, then began making a 10. I told her she forgot the 9. Without missing a beat my dad pipes in "that's because 7 8 9!".

I walked right into it.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2013
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Got everyone at the meeting today

Boss was pointing out the new dry erase boards in the conference room and asked what we thought of them.

Me: "They're pretty remarkable"

The simultaneous groan from everyone in the room made my victory that much sweeter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WajorMeasel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2016
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Not sure if technically a joke..

Not really a joke, but it sure made me laugh.

A few days ago I was working on an essay about Harriet Tubman. I finished it Wednesday night and left it in the kitchen overnight. At some point during the nighttime my father erased one of my sentences. It was something like, "New York responded to this incident with outrage, with most sympathizing with Tubman over her economic hardships."

He replaced it with, "Harriet Tubman wrote the first draft of the film The Parent Trap on the back of a Carls Jr. sandwich wrapper." I didn't check the paper before turning it in.

My teacher was not amused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hatsforfish
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2014
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My coworker just got dad joked...

The context here is a discussion on encryption on a data storage medium. The kid here is a new guy who is fresh from grad school. The dad here is a senior engineer who looks like middle aged Gordon Freeman with graying hair. The kid was asking questions on how to erase data securely using a particular protocol command. He wanted more information on the random number keys necessary to encrypt/decrypt the data with. It went some thing like this.

Kid: " So you have A key, right ?"

Dad with a sly smile on his face immediately checks his pocket and whips out his car keys and says " No, I have many keys "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamfromshire
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.

It’s remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DGNOLA12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Of all the inventions in the world the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lauripetas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I think dry erase boards are one of the best inventions.

They are absolutely remarkable

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATGaming_YT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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I bought a dry erase board the other day.

It's remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnkindlersMercy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2014
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years...

The dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ry8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years...

...the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years...

The dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

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Of all the inventions in the past 100 years...

The dry erase board is the most remarkable.

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