Towards the end of WW2 the Americans decided to try out an advanced, decisive strategy for war ..
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A lot of the jokes on this sub are just terrible, but at the end of the day...
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Breaking News: Archaeologists believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig said they're so badly chewed on the ends,
we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Iβve come up with a new word for when you remove your bra at the end of the day: Gravititty
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︎ Jun 12 2021
"I must say, you are the better than every other applicant we've spoken to so far," said the man at the end of my interview.
"Thanks," I smiled, leaving the room.
Then he poked his head out of the door and said, "OK, would the second candidate like to come in?"
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︎ Jun 23 2021
What do the endings of The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
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︎ May 22 2021
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, βWhat happened before The Big Bang?β
He said, βSorry. There is no Time.β
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Iβm opening a high end barber shop on the top floor of a hotel..
Itβs a cut above the rest.
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︎ Jun 21 2021
Sometimes my CCNA gives me golden opportunities for puns. Question to know the answer if by end of section: βwhat does a successful ping verify?β
Why, the defeat of the hun army and the safety of China of course!
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︎ Jun 26 2021
By the end of today
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︎ Apr 02 2021
You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
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︎ May 11 2021
I remember standing in solitude, at the end of the long landing overlooking the Pacific Ocean - this disembodied voice was urging me to jump, so I did...
I never could stand up to pier pressure.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Went to the city pool and decided to pee in the deep end
Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
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︎ Jun 11 2021
Whatβs the only day that doesnβt end in βyβ?
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︎ Jun 14 2021
If the end of the world happens, I want it to be hailing taxis.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
How to tell which end of a worm is the head?
You tickle it. The end that laughs is the head.
Credit: My 7y.o nephew
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︎ Apr 20 2021
During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI
He should have quit while he was a head
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︎ May 11 2021
Met a beautiful girl over Spring Break in Mexico, but she constantly talked about the end of the world.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Why did the Mexican man end up in the emergency room?
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︎ Jun 27 2021
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"
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︎ Jun 29 2021
Me and my french friend were playing roblox when i ended up dying. Later, he sent me a picture of an egg
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︎ Jun 09 2021
Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
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︎ Jun 23 2021
Did you hear the one about how llamas would cause the end of the world?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I really struggled with 2020 all year. Sadly, at the end of it...
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︎ Dec 31 2020
After a Viagra salesman died from the effects of the drug, the company gifted his family a casket of a new, high-end material.
They call it mourning wood.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
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︎ Jun 02 2021
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.
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︎ Jun 16 2021
What did the tailoring competition end in
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︎ Jun 03 2021
The fruitβs relationship had come to endβ¦
She had to let that mango.
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︎ Jun 18 2021
What do scarecrows say at the end of their prayers?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
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︎ May 25 2021
What is always the score at the end of a βbest-of-threeβ match?
One won one, and one won two.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
The one and only acceptable way of advertising
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︎ Jun 25 2021
Never hear the end of it
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What begins with the letter W and ends with the letter T
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Every night, I read my kids a book about the end of days...
Goodnight Moon is the darkest book I know.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth
He eventually came around
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What is the correct way to end a letter
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︎ Jun 15 2021
It doesnβt matter if youβre tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
My friend was trying to feed her baby but he was having none of it. I said "Try the Airplane."
She said, "Airplane? What is it?"
"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."
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︎ Jun 08 2021
What if Harry Potter actually stabbed Voldemort in the end?
Would he be known as The Boy Who Shiv'ed?
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︎ May 31 2021
Thelma & Louise was good up until the end
Thatβs when the movie really drove off a cliff.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
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︎ Jun 19 2021
What did the German soldier say to the French soldier at the end of WWI?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Towards the end of WW2 the Americans decided to try out an advanced, decisive strategy for war
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︎ Jun 26 2021
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
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