A list of puns related to "The Eight Hundred"
I needed to run to Home Depot just a little while ago, and my eight year old son has been driving my wife insane, so he was sent with me. He asked a hundred questions about what tool does what and why I needed this or that. Despite my distracted supervision, he surely mixed up several loose nuts and bolts.
At the exit of the self checkout line, there's a massive gumball machine that holds massive gumballs. I rarely carry change, so he's out of luck.
Sonny Boy: Dad, can I have a quarter?
Me (checking out): Nope. Don't have one.
Sonny Boy: You don't have any cents?
Me: If I had any cents, I'd have left you at home tonight.
No, he didn't get it, and I'm shocked he set it up so well by saying cents. But, the dude in the line next to me let out a solid guffaw. We made the satisfying, knowing eye contact of two dad joke aficionados. I'm glad someone else heard it.
Me: I just found out yesterday that 1800 (one eight hundred) phone numbers are free to call.
Him: Yeah, that's why they're 1800 numbers.
Me: But 1300 phone numbers charge to call.
Him: Yeah, they charge a local call cost from landlines.
Me: You'd think they'd make the 1300 numbers free calls. Then they'd be "one free hundred".
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