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The Dumplings Puns

A list of puns related to "The Dumplings"

Did you hear the one about a guy who threw a pork dumpling at his friend for no reason?

It was a wanton wonton

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👤︎ u/eat-rainbows
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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I had to reprimand my son for cutting up his dumplings at the Chinese restaurant last night.

I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.

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👤︎ u/mkrjoe
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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I tried to substitute eggroll skins instead of the usual for my fried Chinese dumplings. They tasted the same, but came out rectangular.

I guess it's back to square won.

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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A guy just went crazy at my local dumpling house and destroyed the place.

He's been charged with wonton destruction.

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👤︎ u/Datolite7
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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I made the world's largest dumpling. Guess how much it weighs?

Wonton

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👤︎ u/beef_fried_rice
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.

Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.

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👤︎ u/bluewhiskers
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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I went for chinese food the other day, they got my order wrong and forgot my dumplings, but I got extra wontons for free.

You dim sum, you lose some.

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👤︎ u/elSnorkden
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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I dropped my Chinese dumpling on the floor, but I am not mad

You know what they say: You dim sum, you lose some.

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👤︎ u/ETwasMyFriend
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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How heavy was the world's biggest dumpling?

Wonton.

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👤︎ u/MaxAvery
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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Someone went into our local Chinese shop, threw a whole tray of dumplings onto the ground, and stomped all over them.

It was an act of wonton destruction

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👤︎ u/deepBlueCheese
📅︎ May 20 2018
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Absolutely souper

The Chinese chef maliciously dumped a hot broth with dumplings on an obnoxious customer. It was a wanton soup attack....

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👤︎ u/MilPens
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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What do you call little piece of shits?

...Dumplings

I got murder stares for this one..Specially since the gf likes dumplings and we had them last night.

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👤︎ u/phxxx
📅︎ Jul 10 2016
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Got my wife at the Chinese buffet

My wife asked me to get her some soup at the buffet but there were no dumplings for the soup. I apologized for returning without the soup knowing that it, "left her wonton".

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👤︎ u/Foment_life
📅︎ Aug 31 2014
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How much does the world's heaviest dumpling weigh?

"Wonton"

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👤︎ u/NYC_Dweller
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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