a carpenter gets his ear sliced off on the job site. all his co-workers are desperately searching for it and finally after an hour of looking he hears a guy shout "I've found it!" as he races up to hand it to him he says...

Nah that's not mine. My ear had a pencil behind it

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📅︎ Jul 28 2022
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Haggling over a pricing structure with Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne Johnson recently came to the arts and crafts store I own looking to buy equipment for the wardrobe department for his latest movie. He asked if we could quickly fill a large order of cloth-cutting shears. I told him yes, but given the rush, we couldn't offer a bulk discount. For the next hour, Mr. Johnson haggled with me, insisting on paying a single, reduced price for the order of shears rather than the standard per-item price.

With my frustration growing, Mr. Johnson wouldn't back down. Finally, he made a desperate attempt to get the deal he wanted: he suggested we play any simple game of my choice; winner sets the price structure for the shears. He then asked me what I wanted to play.

Fed up, I shouted: Rock! Pay per scissors!

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📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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