Looks like the Democrats are going for a fruit-based strategy

They're going with either impeachment or impairment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye18
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Looks like the Democrats are now the party of β€œA. Blinken.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReepinItReal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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In light of the recently release video of the democrats vs republicans asking why they are holding off the vote

What did the democrat say to the republican at the dinner?

Will you pass the bill already?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moose_da_goose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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If the Democrats really believe global warming is a problem,

then why are they so obsessed with ABOLISHING ICE?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pixeladrift
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Democrats thought Republicans took the low road, so they took the highway.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spoiledbutawesome
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2016
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What musical instruments do Democrats hate the most?

Trumpets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rage-o-rama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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What did the Democratic House Representative say when asked how they were feeling today?

I'm peachy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaunj656
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?

They just couldn’t Barrett.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BornOfAVegan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.

When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLT5000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Some say that a young mayor from the heartland can't win the Democratic presidential nomination. Others say it's possible.

Who's right? You Buttigieg.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Why do the trees have a better democratic system than the U.S.?

Because they elect their leader based on the poplar vote

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlegirlhehe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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A group of vampires overthrew a farm using democratically-elected leaders. Their first course of action was to suck all the chickens dry.

It was a bloodless coop.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Just another viral rant.

All right reddit, I have to get this off my chest. I’m absolutely SICK of this pandemic. Everywhere I go, I’m constantly being PESTERED to wipe down surfaces and sanitize my hands. It’s a complete infestation of my personal space!

Let’s face it, our ailing democratic rights have taken a huge hit. And this is a symptom of a larger problem. Namely, our ruling class seems totally impaired! We are being totally ill-informed by people who claim they know everything about this disease.

For example, this whole situation has been plagued with problems since the beginning! It’s a scourge on what’s left of humanity.

So I say, it’s time to break out of the shackles and seize our lives back! We need to combat this virus that flew around the world with everything we’ve got. Because this lock down is bugging the hell out of me! This is a cold call to do your part. The health of our society depends on it!

Happy quarantine, everyone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daloonik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Why is a computer scientist similar to a person who enjoys the music of a former democratic presidential candidate who really liked the environment?

They both enjoy Al Gore rhythms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willthetortoise
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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President John Tyler may have been the father of the Dad Joke

Some Background Info

On March 4, 1841, William Henry Harrison became the 9th President of the United States, with John Tyler as his VP. Exactly one month later, Harrison died, leaving Tyler as the 10th President of the United States. Tyler was elected as a Whig, but chose many Democrats to work in his administration, and often made decisions in the Democratic favor. This made the Whig party angry, and while the Democrats liked some of his actions, they didn't love him. At the end of his presidency, the Whigs were not going to support reelection efforts, and the democrats just liked other people more. This earned him the nickname, "The President Without A Party."

The Dad Joke

At the very end of his presidency, Mrs. First Lady wanted to have celebration. She invited lots of people over, and they all had a good time on Tyler's lawn. Tyler stood on his balcony, looking over all the people have a joyous time when he announced, "Never again can anybody say that I was a president without a party!" and giggled his way into retirement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cat_attack_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2016
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