A list of puns related to "The Cursed Crusade"
There wasn't enough infantry.
By the Pope Mind! We must rid the Moon of these infidels Guardians!
Itβs got:
Action
Adventure
Humour
Horror
Handsome heroes
Dastardly villains
A beautiful dame
Buried treasure
A treasure map
Booby traps
Secret societies
A boat chase
A motorcycle chase.
A horse chase
A tank!
A fistfight inside a tank
A fistfight on top of a tank
Nazis
Dogfighting (like with planes, not dogs)
A plane crash. Into a tunnel!
A zeppelin
A double cross
ANOTHER double cross
Guns
Whips
Rats
Birds
Castles
Venice
Hitler!
The only thing I would say itβs missing is a bitchin sword fight.
Did I miss any? Iβm sure I must have. Thereβs so much!
EDIT: I forgot about the lion and the Knights Templar!
And all these memes that say like for another crusade dont know how mothers fathers and babies were killed needlessly
Great thing to come back to after 20 years away from the Church.
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