I don’t feel like there’s a knead
She knew the crust was my favorite part. She hated me so much.
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
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20,000lb of frozen bread so clearly I'm loafing along and a gluten for punishment.
Bad puns are the yeast of my problems. This load takes me to the upper crust, but if I don't get it in on time I'm toast!
Sorry about my rye sense of humor...
We were eating pizza with stuffed crust the other night. As we finished, he told us all, “man, I’m stuffed!”
It was even funnier that he was crying of laughter. I love my dad.
I was explaining the steps and process to my daughter.
I asked her, "do you know what you call the important and precious moments just before you burn the crust?"
She shook her head no.
"....Crunch time...."
The crust station.
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
I think they found it in the Earth's crust.
Today i made myself a pizza. When it was done, looking all puffed up and cheesy, i took it out of the oven, held it above my head, and shouted, "The Crust Has Risen!"
It's a nice little place that serves Indian food, and some Canadian stuff, like pizza. We ordered their Hawaiian special, and loved it. I told my wife the texture of the crust lead me to think they used Indian flatbread for it.
She replied "So that is the secret ingredient?"
"Could be," I answered. "But it's naan of your business what their recipe is."
While watching a cooking show, one of the chefs was using cauliflower to make a pizza crust.
Me: Oh, she's not using any flour.
My husband: well it's a type of flour!
So we were playing cards against humanity having beers and eating pizza when a piece of uneaten pizza crust flys across the room and lands in one of my lady friends lap.
So then her friend said to her "hey you might want to clean out your crotch, it's getting a little crusty."
My dad just pulled a good one.
Visiting my parents (who live ~2hrs away from me) today, and discussing my mom's upcoming birthday. She's trying to decide what to have for dinner. My dad pipes up, reminding her of the fact that she had mentioned having pie for dinner. She reminds him that making a good crust is very difficult, and she wasn't about to make her own pie for her birthday.
My dad pauses and looks at us.
"So I guess you could say I was uncrustworthy . . . "
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