I’ve lost count of the times I forgot
It's the little things that count (also a T-rex's arms)
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3.
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
What did the German man say when asked if he could count past 8?
A good title for a conservative news article a couple days ago when Trump declared “Stop the count!” after Biden started making gains but Trump still could’ve shocked the world would’ve been...
“Trump’s Not Down For the Count”
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. “That’s one too many!” says the customer.
The clerk replies “It’s a freebie”
If I have the ability to count
Does that mean I have accountability?
I was wondering what's taking them so long to count all the votes in Nevada
But I realized it's because their work is Neva Dan
Did you hear about the French man who could only count to seven?
Which is the condiment you can really count on?
Did you hear the one about the Mexican Magician? He announced to his audience: "For my final illusion, I will make myself vanish on the count of three…"
"… UNO! DOS!" *POOF* And he vanished without a Tres.
I can count the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl on one hand.
Breaking news; Count Chocula, the Stay-Puft marshamallow man and Teddy Graham, the Teddy Graham's cookie mascot, all died in a house fire today.
What is the highest number that a plant can count to?
My dad always said to me, “son, there are three types of people in the world. Those who can count and those that can’t.”
My dad told me this: A Spanish magician went up on stage he said to the crowd I am gonna disappear on the count of 3, Uno, Dos then he disappeared without a trace
The count is two balls, one strike.
Make the little things count.
In the lady's dating profile, it read that she wants a man she can count on...
I have all my fingers and toes, so she can count on me... at least til twenty... she could cut off all of them and make a macabre abacus...
It's the small things in life that count.
What is an efficient way to count all the X-men?
Make The Little Things Count...
...is the title of this book I’m writing, about teaching midgets basic math.
Found on my math homework. Don’t know if this counts as a pun (the town of Notreal)
The name of the man you can count on the most ?
In the 90s my father worked at the Snapple factory and got paid to count all the bottles.
He was a real teetotaler.
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos...." POOF!
He disappeared without a tres.
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that he would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos..." POOF!!
He disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of three
Uno.... Dos..... Poof
He disappeared without a tres
A Mexican magician said that he could disappear on the count of three. He started "unos, dos.."
But then he disappeared without a tres...
There was a Mexican magician who said "I will disappear on the count of 3"! The crowd was silent. He began to count. "Uno... Dos...
and the magician disappeared, with out a trace.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.
The Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three
He disappeared without a tres
A Mexican magician told his audience that he would vanish on the count of 3. Uno, dos and he disappeared without a tres...
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says “Uno, dos,” *poof*
...he disappeared without a tres
There was a Mexican magician. He said he was gonna disappear at the count of 3. He goes “uno, dos... poof!”
He disappeared without a tres.
Make the little things count
A Mexican magician tells his audience he’ll disappear on the count of three
He counts “Uno, dos....” and poof, he’s gone without a tres.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos, ..." *POOF!*
He disappeared without a tres.
(I'll see myself out)
A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says "uno, dos..."
poof ...He disappeared without a tres.
A mexican magician claims he will disappear on the count of three.
"Uno, dos.." and poof! He disappears without a tres
A Mexican magician says he will disappear at the count of three. He starts, “ Uno! dos!...”
and then presto he vanished without a tres!
I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl...
A Mexican magician tells the audience "I will disappear on the count of 3..."
He says, "Uno, dos..." poof... And he disappeared without a tres.
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