The Cookout Puns

It was a Barbie queue.

What do you mean? It’s a grill.

He found the grill of his dreams!

They made a ball from some aluminum foil. My dad told them that now they're playing with a "Wif-foil ball".

While traveling to a cookout at my dads house, my wife (W) was working through the alphabet with my son (s)

Letter “I”: W: “ I is for..... iguana” S: “iguana.... iguana go outside.” W: looks at me. I look at him. S: (in his best dad style, cheesy laugh) “ha, ha.”

He had no idea what he said. But gosh we got a kick out of it.

A while back, I had a small housewarming cookout. While my dad was eating a burger and I was still on the grill, he had some sort of episode where his heart stopped. Ambulance came and took him to the hospital and now he's doing fine again.

However... He tells all his friends now "You should try my son's grilling. He makes killer burgers. They're absolutely to die for"

facepalm

Now THAT'S a devoted dad-joker

Dad was talking on a Facebook event post about a cookout/party.

Dad: I'll probably have to get some bear and sodas.

Then another post, though he could have just edited the typo.

Dad: Beer, not bear. That would be pretty grizzly.

My dad and I were in the store looking for supplies for a cookout. We decided to split the list and find things on our own. I got sauerkraut. I had never seen what sauerkraut, so I asked my dad what it looked like. he said, "Just look for an angry German."

He met the Grill of his Dreams