I Figured out the secret chord that David played!

It's Gsus

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I was teaching my son to play the piano. He played the Am chord for me.

It was ACE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nine-Nation-Navy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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What’s the holiest guitar chord?

Gsus.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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What are the best chords to use when playing air guitar?

Vocal chords

Courtesy of my wife!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SETHlUS
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Do you know what is the most religious chord?

Gsus

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Everytime the harpist struck a C chord, it was like they were playing a different instrument..

It was a harp-C-chord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-neurosis-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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What’s the most romantic chord?

A7

Because it slides right into the Dm’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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What chord God likes the most?

G sus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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I heard a scary 4 chord song the other day...

It gave me the E B G B's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zanestrickler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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The sentence really struck a chord with me imgur.com/MSojhZE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SierraWolfCharlie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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I have a invention! It's a small edible device that would freshen your breath while simultaneously releasing a subtle and soothing A-chord. You would use the device (with the fresh breath and soothing sound) to help increase the effectiveness of apologies.

I call it:

THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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The doctor told me my vocal chords were damaged

I was speechless

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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What chord did the piano that fell down the mine shaft play?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StringTailor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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What's the most evil chord?

Dmin

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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What did the G7 chord say to the A13#11b9 chord say?

You've changed. You're altered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotGoing2Say
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2016
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How can you tell if a newborn is into black metal?

If you can't cut the unbiblical chord

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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"Is that with a 'ph?'"

I was trying to find the chords for a song for my dad, but I didn't recognize the melody right off the bat either.

"What's the name of the song?"

"Westphalia Waltz."

"Is that with a 'ph?'"

"Yes...probably about 7.0."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/draqza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2016
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What’s the Holiest chord?

Gsus

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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